I'm sure she could find a nice two loo restaurant in Los Angeles, or just go back to her hotel if she's so offended. Or ya know, just stay in whatever conservative Christian bubble she came from. That's an option.

Mama Laughlin, blogger, "model", bikini contest participant, filed for divorce divorce yesterday. Rumors have been swirling for days as ham detectives noticed the couple had stopped wearing their rings and appeared (via selfies) to be living in separate homes. Updates will happen as available.

Love Live Lace, needs friends, really really needs some friends - if only so someone will ask her what she thinks she is doing cavorting about in the woods in getups like this. I don't even post about her anymore because she just seems sort of sad and lonely. But I think this outfit requires discussion. What...IS this? Did she just jump into a Goodwill bin and walk off wearing whatever she came out with? Is it laundry day? Did a pack of brain damaged woodland birdies help her dress? She can't be so bored out in the forest without...

Mary Rambin, Houston social, ended another long day of flower shopping and blogging by relaxing with a brew: A new 5 o’clock favorite brew. It’s kinda sweet and not too hoppy…? Obviously I’m still learning. But I know enough to pour it in a glass before downing it. This one just didn’t make it that far. Long day, you understand. Oh I totally understand! I mean, look what you went through yesterday: Shopping flower arrangements at Lexis Florist for the Mayakoba Ladies Polo Final on November 14. I had no idea that Miriam and her team do all of the flowers...

Sarah Lacy, size 4 pregnant lady,  is now a size 4 postpartum lady. In the midst of OMG FASHION WEEK, Sarah Lacy finally stepped away from her twitter long enough to provide the earth with a human being containing her DNA. Of course she immediately hopped right back on twitter in order to hashtag about TechCrunch crap. I hope this child is ready to be ignored until he founds a tech startup. Poor child. Let's hope Sarah can stay in the country in long enough spurts to get to know the kid.

Hey Natalie Jean, totally almost Jewish, bids you Gut Shabbos with a timely and hilarious Anne Frank post to her instagram. Live from her hashtagged European tour we present a totally ok joke to make on a Saturday of all days. You have to hand it to her - she really knows how to close out Pesach, am I right?

Melyssa Renee, 'a girl from Texas working in American politics', shared details of her 75 hard journey yesterday - and it's as healthy and relatable as you'd expect from an influencer.

In case some our GOMIBLOG Award nominees are complete mysteries, we will make sure to give you a bit of background about them over the next couple of weeks. Some of  you may remember Jennifer Perillo - aka Sexy Widow Boots. She was the woman accused of improperly receiving donations back in October - the scandal that brought some fantastic back pedaling from another GOMIBLOG Awards nominee, Gluten Free Girl. Well, the whole thing was swept neatly under the rug by all involved, Widow Boots never really faced any consequences for what amounted to allegedly swindling people (evidently she remains as...