Shira Lazar, self-proclaimed empress of some country called "media", is APPALLED do you hear, APPALLED at the dropping standard of service in America's current cripplingly depressing economic climate! What hairdresser only takes cash or checks? Really???29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry But I must say its amazing what a good outfit and blowdry can do to your confidence. Its the icing on the cake!7 minutes ago from TwitterBerry First of all, Your Serene Stupid, get over yourself and hop into a Supercuts - they take everything clear down to Mexican prepaid phone cards for payment. Second, if you are going to...

thisiswhyyourefat.com, the blog-now-book created by Blakeley and then-girlfriend Jessica, has now been offline for several days with no explanation, though this error was displayed by tumblr for a couple of days. The website is now simply a white blank server not found page. No word on whether this has anything to do with a rumored tv show or the outcome of Blakeley's sentence, or whether the blog will be returning, but it's a little hard to promote sales of a book based on a blog when there is no blog.

Jen Gotch, runs some kind of online store or something, was driving down Sunset in her car, which she does not live in, when she saw a moment worthy of instagram. Some followers were shocked, telling Jen to "offer compassion and empathy, not exploitation", while others reacted with lols, saying "Are you sure that's a lady? Haha". Still others waved their banners of support, telling Jen they see the image as part of her "quest to find what it is to intentionally live your life with grace and gratitude". Jen basically flipped dissenters the bird, telling them "your rush to...

Poundcake O'Jobless, writer in Brooklyn, now has a man and you don't. In some rambling post about leaves and some lady who wrote or painted about leaves or zzzzzz sorry what? is this weird little nugget: As someone who just yesterday asked her boyfriend, “Did you like your ex-girlfriend more than me at this stage of your relationship?” I would like to say, KUDOS, LEANNE SHAPTON. So do we change her name to Twinkie now? GET IT? Ok, I'm disgusting. But seriously, does she have a boyfriend now? Because...I mean, good for her, but...just, weird. I guess guys like annoying...

Meg Skalla, younger sister of Rach Parcell and half of ShopLazyDay, has found her soulmate. Well, she's found another soulmate. Just two months after ending her previous three month long engagement, she is engaged again. To someone else. (more…)

Happy Friday, hambaskets! It's Book Club day, my favorite time of the whole week. This time I'm drinking my way through 'What I Wore: Four Seasons, One Closet, Endless Recipes For Personal Style' by Jessica Quirk. So put on your scarves, strap on your nude Coach sandals, and settle in for the most basic of basic style books around. (more…)

In the grand influencer tradition of hijacking a holiday in order to break personal news, Katey McFarlan, of Chronicles of Frivolity, has updated the world on her reproductive status. (more…)

Top secret superspy Rolls Royce Revenge attended the Tardsandtaints Ball last night. So....how was it? Meh. So I attended. It really wasn’t any worse than any party at Marquee. Marquee, for those not in New York, is a nightclub designed to remind you why you stopped going to nightclubs: too-low lighting, too-loud music, trashy decor, small, cramped rooms, uncomfortable seating, expensive service and tacky drinks. It’s normally filled up with post-Thursday-Chelsea-art-gallery-crawl escapees, entry-level account executives for toilet paper PR firms and girls from Hoboken who wish they were someplace else. If you told me the Webuturd crowd was actually the...