The new Julia Allison reblogging site established at rebloggingdonk.com appears to be suspended.  No further details on why are available at this time.

Cecily Kellogg, the J. Wellington Wimpy of the blog conference circuit, apparently managed a plane ticket into SFO for the BlogHer conference in San Jose. Rather than doing some googling (it's not like she's a tech writer, folks) or setting aside money for a cab or Uber, she did her usual passy assy facebook hair twirling. And, as usual, some poor soul stepped up to the enabler plate, telling Cecily "I can come get you if you want". To which the queen of gratitude replied: Did she seriously just grift a free ride from SFO to San Jose...and then ask...

If you thought you would have to spend hours a day eating sausage and crisco, and maintain a careful schedule of sitting, tweeting, sitting, sitting, talking, and sitting in order to achieve Scobie's sexy manbody, stress no more! Scobie is giving you tweeted insights into his secret diet: Proof that I am an elitist SOB: I an eating fried bacon in Atlanta and you are not. Thanks @foursquare for the idea! 9:42 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie @tom_peters they advised against the boiled peanuts. But if you recommend them... 9:46 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie in reply to tom_peters Scobie,...

Mary Rambin, Houston's very own local person who lives in Houston, done got her hair did today yall. Boy howdy do it look goo-ooood! Yeehaw! Yonder. Ya'll come back now! Sorry, Mary makes me Texan. Anyway, apparently she went back to her natural colour color (happy now?) and as you can see above the change is shocking! Back to my natural color!! @lesliesanchez I LOVE Josie! http://twitpic.com/12aziu 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck Ok...what? It looks exactly the same. I don't mean to nitpick, Merms, but wtf? Please explain....oh. Forgot the quotes around natural. My "natural" color :) 1 minute ago...

Project Babies' Kristin, political expert, has made it clear how she decides her position on political issues in the past. Now she's defending her devotion to Romney in terms we can all understand: You heard right - social issues are simply not important if people can't afford valet parking at the mall. When a few of her followers tried to tell her that social issues were just as important as her being able to take vacations in France and buy "Latino-inspired" outfits for her baby to attend festivals, she schooled them but good: As folks continued trying to explain to...

The Bird family, a gene pool that might convince you natural selection is a work of fiction, have put up their Christmas tree. Did they measure and safely trim down the tree before bringing it inside and placing it in the tree holdy thingy? Of course not.

In the spirit of Cyber Monday let's talk about the most meta consumerism toy out there. By now you've probably heard about Boxy Girls. If you haven't, behold: dolls that celebrate online shopping and 'unboxing' their consumer prizes. They're even articulated so your future influencer can pose them just like their favorite blogger! (more…)

Hannah went on a super fun bike ride with her kids. Of course, she maintained her usual level of safety standards - toss them in a bucket, helmet free.