David Karp, of the crazy eyes, is emulating Kevin Nose by posting job openings: We're hiring! → No loud sneezers, please. Well that sucks. I qualify for the web app position, but I'm both a loud sneezer and a raging bortchaholic spit blogger who barely knows what the tumblr is. But hey, if you're neither of those things and you're tired of not being on unemployment why not head over? Even better odds if you're a girl, as I'm sure ole Screw Eyes up there has basically made his way through the little circle of NYC already. Good luck to the...