Robbie Tripp, litigious, has announced that his 'baby mama' will be blessing the world with more of Robbie's DNA. Screenshot via Instagram (more…)

Sarah Lacy, child hater, has been cranking out the content since AOL announced its acquisition of her employer. Maybe it paid off: POTENTIALLY VERY GOOD NEWS. (just had to tell someone)about 14 hours ago via web As long as it doesn't involve her moving to New York. No need to exchange lovepuppy for another classist bortch.

Alina Gonzalez, still thehyperbalist which is her personal instagram so why are you looking at it you trolls, is now literally watermelon ranting in Europe. And this time she’s here to explain why she’s awesome and you’re jealous. (more…)

Jenna Cole, That Weirdo, snapped an adorable photo of her children today. They are playing "robot massager game" which teaches them sharing and how to put mommy's vibrator on their face. Mothers of the world, enlighten me - is this a normal thing you would share with the world? Because I tend to think this is  major overshare. Maybe Jenna should save such moments to share as private anecdotes to tell her closest friends and family instead of posting them where her kids' future classmates and prom dates can find them.

Robbie Tripp, expert female body objectifier, has brought his special cringey Robbie Tripp voice to the birthday of Jesus. (more…)

Here's a little heads up for  mommy blogger Jess Gatlyn of Boho Baby Bump - some people are calling her out for the way she began her blog.  It seems way back in 2010 she put up a post announcing her intention to "quest for boho/vintage/jess style from bump, to baby and beyond". Supposedly she shops on Etsy, and is even starting an Etsy store to sell "dollies". So you'd think she would have noticed that the image she chose to use on her post was for a product up for sale on Etsy: While the post is over two years old, the Etsy...

Marco Arment, that bald dude who has coded fail into tumblr (it's a FEATURE!) has stepped down as CTO to go focus on coding Crap that might actually work. According to Business Insider: Tumblr cofounder and CTO Marco Arment is stepping down from his full-time role within the company to focus on "independent" projects, he announced this morning. He'll continue as a consultant to Tumblr. In the grand tradition of tumblr innovation they will soon be hiring a hipster tumblr user with no actual job experience, but someone who knows every obscure R. Crumb joke and likes creating memes. They...

Caro "OMG BEARS!" McCarthy just wants to warn everyone that over in the backwater place known as "New Jersey" bears roam free and eat children: In central NJ, this is cause for panic: http://twitpic.com/h3dur30 minutes ago from TweetDeck Jezzzzus! How will its residents get all their outlet shopping accomplished with such foldeeroll going on! Where are the state troopers? FEMA? Will New Jersey ever manage to get settled and civilised if such things are allowed to continue?