Jennifer Carsen, some writer over at Parent Society, has written a super helpful post explaining why infidelity happens. To sum it up, your partner cheats because of you. Evidently letting yourself go, not putting out enough, and directing your attention "to your children, or your job, or maybe even caring for an ailing parent" instead of your significant other will push them straight into the genitals of someone who puts down the fork and pulls their drawers to the side more frequently. Whether these points have any basis in truth or not is beside the point to me. This article,...

Peter Feld, human fog machine, is not even laughing on the inside: Watching that new “viral” Sarah Silverman video everyone thinks is so hysterical. Of course, he does actually have a sense of humor! He's got me rolling on the floor pissing Franzia with this one: Great news! The Nobel Committee has awarded the 2009 World Series to the Yankees.9:16 AM Oct 9th from web HA! A "make fun of Obama's Nobel Prize" joke! Those just never get old!!!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah "small 10k gift ok....that's all? She is paying 600 a month for a space worth 2200! TOPS Look Julia's nice in person. She is. At first. Then she bleeds you. Been there, done that. Job op in CHI? Sure right. Ok I mayve been drinkin dont post my email ok. It's CLEAAAAR WHO WER ARE. Not lie we want her in the club and telling you now as real estate guys, Julia is a put up with her person. She ruins a night for us. You can post this but not our names ok. G would KNOW K. OUT...

Lovelifelace.com's Twatiana went to Las Vegas with her "dashing husby" this past weekend. What did they do? What do you think? Ate, of course. And ate. They ate at buffets, they ate by the pool: She even sat in bed and ate: This morning was beyond. New jammies, @TodayShow , room service and a good night's sleep.3:28 PM May 13th via web Macarons and the Amanda Knox movie in bed. The makings of a perfect evening!about 17 hours ago via web I think we can all assume there is one thing they DIDN'T do in bed.

Kate Bryan spent most of her son's birthday on instagram stories complaining about how all the vendors did her wrong.

If you thought you would have to spend hours a day eating sausage and crisco, and maintain a careful schedule of sitting, tweeting, sitting, sitting, talking, and sitting in order to achieve Scobie's sexy manbody, stress no more! Scobie is giving you tweeted insights into his secret diet: Proof that I am an elitist SOB: I an eating fried bacon in Atlanta and you are not. Thanks @foursquare for the idea! 9:42 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie @tom_peters they advised against the boiled peanuts. But if you recommend them... 9:46 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie in reply to tom_peters Scobie,...

thisiswhyyourefat.com, the blog-now-book created by Blakeley and then-girlfriend Jessica, has now been offline for several days with no explanation, though this error was displayed by tumblr for a couple of days. The website is now simply a white blank server not found page. No word on whether this has anything to do with a rumored tv show or the outcome of Blakeley's sentence, or whether the blog will be returning, but it's a little hard to promote sales of a book based on a blog when there is no blog.

Jessica Reed Kraus, HouseInHabit, noticed at 1am that her account had once again been suspended by what she says is a 'A Coordinated Attack'.