Meaghan O'Connell, master of the myspace angle and editrix of yet another tumblr book, is implying other people are ugly. Tyler Coates, one of the many oversensitive, obsessed with moving to New York/ Brooklyn bashing contributors to her epic tome, took "oblivious to irony" to a new level when he posted the pic of a guy who posted a pic of his friends...or something... I am blocking some asshole on Tumblr who reblogged a picture of my friends and called them fat. What the ?about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck To really hit it home, THIS MAN reblogged a picture of my...

Good lord. Randi Zuckerberg, the suckuparific sister of facebook, has spent way too much time the last few days telling Julia Allison her hair is pretty and all the boys totally like her. Sparkly dress? Check. Sparkly toenail polish? Check. Sparkly friend? @juliaallison check. Ready for @davemorin's party!11:56 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry Ok, what? Calm the down. I see Sparkles there convinced you to dress up as a sparkly bruise so you could match. And here I thought you were a successful lady working person, not Jessica Wakefield trying to join the Unicorn Club. Anyway, it goes on... Enjoyed...

Emphasis Added, the privilege laden blog of some rich mommy blogger, has finally lost her mind. I will not post the pic here, but does anyone else think that baby string bikinis are not cute? Seriously? How soon do we really need to be forcing our ideals of sex appeal on a little girl? Look lady - if you want to complain endlessly about losing that baby weight and cover yourself in fake tanner and eyeliner, more power to you. But maybe let your daughter have I don't know, 8 or so years free of all the pressures your low-self esteem imposes...

Evidently Rockstuds are out, and Stuart Weitzman Highland boots are in, at least for this Fashion Week. Businesslady fashion expert entrepreneurs are stomping around NYC in these comfy looking leg prisons. Because nothing says 'take me seriously in business! ask me about my master's degree!' like suede thigh high heeled boots and a muppet coat in 7 degree weather.

F.E. Castleberry, a man who expresses his nonconformity by flashing his ankles every chance he gets, is holding a giveaway on his site this week--enter and win one of these ties. F.E.C. describes the ties as thus: K. Cooper Ray is doing it again. He is putting his signature twist on traditional neck-wear. First, it was his reversible bow ties with Brooks Brothers. And now? Now it is long ties with contrasting knots and blades under the Social Primer (a word play on the dual meaning of the word, yet takes the long pronunciation of the "i") label. A commenter objected to...

Serge Bielanko, father of two with The Girl Who's Monica, is tired of the home birth scare army. After all, they are not at all worried about the entrance of their third child into the world: The fact is, we aren’t really scared of anything. Why not? She could die. Everyone could die. I could die. I’m not sure how, to be honest, but there’s got to be a way that I could perish during our home birth, right? Oh well. Serge then kicks off his reasons for the decision to do a home birth by stating: ...we have been through...

Gala Darling, boob job feminist, has announced her latest woo filled moneymaking scheme. She will now charge you lucky people $145 for a class on "Emotional Freedom Technique". Her sales pitch is pretty strong: I discovered tapping in 2006 and the first thing I used it for was to clear myself of the daily asthma attacks I’d been experiencing since I was 10 years old...I tapped to dismantle the depression that had plagued me since the age of 13, and then — in one night — tapped to stop my eating disorder in its tracks. Her system is a "combination of written and...

Rich Tong, nudity director, was asked by Net-A-Porter to name his omg most fave fashion tumblrs. In a stunning display of nepotism, the perfect person to tell us how to DO FASHION on tumblr announced his first choice is Messica's "What I Wore". Apparently Rich Tong thinks "one of the first personal style bloggers on tumblr" is "consistent and disciplined". If he means consistently bland and disciplined about moderating comments, you bet. She's also consistently unhelpful and dismissive of readers, disciplined about being a jealous junior high girl over other bloggers getting more attention than her, consistently reminds us that she is...