Kate Oliver, instagram "famous", posted a picture the other day of her son sleeping on a table at a cafe. This is why people hate mommies.   Well today she posted a photo showing how she accomplished that shot. Feet on public tables, nothing rude about that. Behold, the lengths attention whore mommies will go to for an instagram worthy photo. How is this safe or sanitary or polite? This is a public space. Ratchet back, ladies. There are other people in the world.

thatgirlallison, person with seemingly no job and no purpose, wraps up another week of blogging pictures of her holding coffee and wearing glasses with the obvious: an in-n-out burger. Nope, there's no caption. She's apparently in San Francisco on another one of those well earned vacations her crowd seems to take every month. So far her blog entries on the trip include pictures of stuff and then some pictures of stuff. Great Crap, Allison. Enjoy your burgers and pizza, icon of healthy eating.

Katie, a blogger with kids who apparently suffers from Munchausen-by-drama, has had a crazy life. Sounding like the first 30 minutes of any "Final Destination" film combined with a Lifetime movie, she claims her existence has been peppered with near death experiences - by trainwreck, plane crash, almost being in NYC during 9/11 - and also claims to be a victim of a kidnapping. Now it seems she has a new drama to bask in. Apparently Katie's son wore a flower headband to Wal-Mart and got assaulted by some burly camo-wearing guy: Out of nowhere a big booming voice rang...

Evan Williams, CEO of the online neurosis exposer twitter, has a baby or something. He spends a lot of time on twitter talking about the wonderment of baby development. More accurately, he spends a lot of time being confounded by baby development: You'd think babies would be confused by mirrors, but they seem to seem normal. about 11 hours ago via web I don't know why people feel the need to tweet every step of their boring walk through parenthood. I guess after tweeting the entire delivery the proud producers of the human containing combined genetic information feel Twitter Baby's...

Amber, illustrated with crankyness, returned from vacation to find her email inbox packed with 668 emails. Honestly, not too bad. I mean, it is sorta bad. But at least it isn’t over 1000 again. Amber continues whining, while attempting to assure ua she isn't whining, about all the emails from people asking her highness for things. No big deal, nothing wrong with people asking for stuff.  I usually reply, but sometimes I don’t. Fair enough, we all get email that we might ignore. Unfortunately one person continued to email several times wanting a response. Since there was a vacation auto-responder...

David Karp has departed for Europe after criminally inflicting Tumblr on the intarnets. As you probably don't recall, Rachel and her boyfriend are  driving around Europe this month under the guise of "vacation". We know the truth. They are trying to escape the angry mob of bloggers who hate him for sucking up their lives with tumblicity and liking this post-ness. Run, David. Just remember The Internet follows you everywhere.

Despite never apparently practicing Judaism at any point in her adult life she is now choosing to light a Menorah - while proclaiming she doesn't 'identify as anything personally'.

There have been a few comment threads now discussing the new website PoopoGiggles, the joint effort "by actress/musician ZOOEY DESCHANEL, producer SOPHIA ROSSI and writer/Internet Sensation MOLLY MCALEER". From their About page, the site is described as the "ultimate entertainment destination for smart, independent and creative females. Everything hosted on the site will be lady-friendly, so visitors need not worry about finding the standard Boys Club content that makes many entertainment sites unappealing to so many of us." Over their comments they ask us to "please help us maintain positive conversations". I think the description is a bit off - I've never found...