Michael Arrington, goat romancer and gentle and considerate lover of women in tech, is in another twitter pissing match. Apparently meanie mean poop poo face Sholeey Risk of the Horn Group retweeted a link to a video slamming TechCrunch, the wannabe Gaw*er of tech Crap. And like G***er, they get all omg butthurt when you dare challenge their opinion of themselves: arrington: Hey you too, Horn Group http://twitter.com/sholeeyrisk/status/11399087895 3:20 AM Apr 1st via web At some point Sholeey apologized to the giant pile of mangry and deleted the offending tweet, and it should have been dropped by everyone. Evidently it...

David Karp, creator of the greatest thing ever, EVER made for a computer even counting TCP/IP, is finally entertaining hopes of getting those long awaited face pubes! I think this is the year I finally get decent facial hair coverage. First the facial hair, then his company. I'm sure only one thing is allowed to be mature at a time.

Sarah Lacy, cultural activist, is taking down @WomenWhoTech, who dared to use something something civil rights equality something...anyway, get a load of this pissing match: @WomenWhoTech: when it comes to "civil rights" we have much bigger concerns as a society. gay marriage, immigration etc. 6:58 PM Feb 5th from web in reply to WomenWhoTech @WomenWhoTech: if this is all the prejudice you experience in your life, consider yourself blessed. again, an example would be great. 7:03 PM Feb 5th from web in reply to WomenWhoTech Let's take a moment to titter quietly at Sarah "omg poorz and smells" Lacy trying...

Jessica Schroeder, self-important blogger and hater of the obese poor, is tired of people with their thoughts and stuff sharing their thoughts about her on the internets: Ugh, Internet Every 4-6 months I really need a break from the Internet. It’s not just that everyone with a modem has an opinion, it’s like EVERYONE IS SCREAMING WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT YOU AND EVERYTHING ELSE! AHHHHHGGGGRRRAHHHHHHHSCREAM! I have a week until I need to turn in my manuscript and I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more pressure in my life. The voices outside are so much louder than my inner...

Gala Darling, boob job feminist, has announced her latest woo filled moneymaking scheme. She will now charge you lucky people $145 for a class on "Emotional Freedom Technique". Her sales pitch is pretty strong: I discovered tapping in 2006 and the first thing I used it for was to clear myself of the daily asthma attacks I’d been experiencing since I was 10 years old...I tapped to dismantle the depression that had plagued me since the age of 13, and then — in one night — tapped to stop my eating disorder in its tracks. Her system is a "combination of written and...

Erin of Two Thirds Hazel, has "throw on a tutu" in her "about me", wants to do a giveaway like every other blogger on earth. But since she is a bold pioneering type, she decided to do a different kind of giveaway: I rounded up a group of ladies who have been around the ballpark a time or two when it comes to blogging in order to put this one of a kind giveaway together. We all have some tips, tricks, advice, and guidance that we'd love to shole out in order to help you grow into the best blogger...

Dawson Stone, romantic, has devised a way to reduce women to their true worth - his "Cost Per Orgasm". I have diligently tracked my CPO for the last 4 months. It was $44.15, $20.82, $36.75 and $37.20. I recommend that every guy track it for at least a few months to see what sex is really costing you. He then shames you "beta males" with mathematical proof that he is getting more bang for his buck. Compare this to your average beta that is dating or has a girlfriend. Imagine a 30-something guy who takes his girlfriend out to one...

Robert Scoble, aka Scobelizer, the Scobester, El Scobarino, Scobemeister, Scobedizzle, did the logical thing when confused by google's logo - he went to twitter! http://www.google.com has an interesting barcode for a logo.about 11 hours ago from web Thanks @StevenWallingabout 10 hours ago from web Well duh. When google has some weird logo up, do you click on it to see what they are marking today? Poop to the no, people, hole to the no. You go to twitter and crowdsource it. This is how all learning will take place In The Future.