Emily Gould, secret Julia Allison friend and the female Paul Carr, is growing older! Like, every day, folks! I was headed towards the cash register...when a couple cut in front of me in line.  They didn’t mean to; they probably didn’t even see me... They were in their early twenties. Any other night would surely have elicited a "Don't you know who I am" and Street Fighter II music cueing up. But tonight, holding her dark chocolate and beer, Emily was just TOO SAD: I went home and made myself a Greek salad and ate it out of a plastic...

John Sharp-Collett, baby daddy of Katrina Paterson's younger daughter, has taken to social media in an effort to get his ex to give him their little girl.   (more…)

Rach Parchell, did not get a reality show, recently had a family vacation on some lake. During this vacation she evidently felt it was a great time to let her 23 month old son start wakeboarding. (more…)

Agatha Jones, 32 year old lifestyle and mommy blogger, doesn't care about her internet haters. In her third post about 'trolls' she made it clear yet again that she doesn't give a flip what anyone thinks. "At least I have a life, I'm putting something positive into the world," claims the "crazy busy" mother of 3. "I just don't have time to care what people on the internet think about me!" In at least a dozen comments sections of fellow bloggers and hundreds of conversations at blog conferences and via email, Jones has made it very clear that she doesn't...

Ever wonder what happened to Ghost Bev? Well apparently after her tragic death her poltergeist got a job pushing Younique makeup. She's got a new facebook and everything! She's even created Lashes By Beverly to help her on her journey to the top of the lash slinging ladder. I assume she'd be even more successful if she weren't deceased, but it's nice to see Younique embracing such diversity in their employees.

Kayla, baby producing half of the infamous homeless by choice parents Kayla and Checkers, has been spending the last  year posting to her tumblr about how pointless college is and how society and the Man and bro puff puff give. I guess after social services takes one of the kids away and won't return her until you stop living in your car, you take a hint and rent a roof because she and Checkers have also apparently been living in a house and on the dole with her two babies. Everything seemed fine as of Saturday, with Kayla productively bettering...

Happy post-Christmas, jealous haters. Hope you're all safe and well, and got some awesome gifts. Of course, nothing beats the gift of bloggers posting about their boring holiday, so let's take a look around and see what our favorite smuglebrities did to celebrate. Dooce bought her daughters a Barbie jeep which she said "now seems like a really bad idea since Marlo already has a broken arm and we spent Sunday morning at the ER assessing whether or not Leta had broken her foot after slipping on melted snow in the kitchen".  Bleubird's James spent the day taking pictures of...

A little over a month after Emily, of Freckled Fox fame, changed her last name on instagram back to her previous husband's, a new post by her current husband has begun to raise questions about the state of their union. (more…)