Perhaps you did not know that Jessica Schroeder, of Park Slope, is soon to be the wife of  the most important internets man of our time? You may not know because she rarely talks about it on her tumblr. Well apparently next week her true goal in life will be achieved - to be "Mrs. Anybody". Spent ALL day cleaning the house so it is spick-and-span when we get back from the wedding (and it looks great!!!!)6:37 PM Aug 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Yea... guess I'm kinda excited too RT @quirk Next week at this time I'll be married to...

Sarah Lacy, "writer", is once again travelling the world. Always the gracious guest and welcome ambassador of the typical American traveler, Lacy uses twitter to keep us abreast of her wonderful experiences: up early in indonesia. how in a country that contains SUMATRA do i have instant in-room coffee this bad? :( about 18 hours ago via web Well...ok. Everything I know about Indonesia comes from some POW movie, so maybe Scary's right. Maybe their coffee blows. Or maybe it's just that it's HOTEL ROOM INSTANT COFFEE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Christ, how much does this bird travel again? All instant...

David Karp, guy with a barely working product who gets millions of dollars handed to him yearly, is fleeing the horrors of Upper East Side Manhattan: Goodbye, Upper East Side. You have great apartments but you’re still horrible. David has been barely able to exist in the squalor of his UES apartment. It's fortunate for him he is escaping before he is forced to see a poor person or something.

Julia Allison, healthy person totally qualified to give you advice about things, wants to give you advice: Ask Julia! So - if you’ve ever read the Ask Amy advice column (or if you grew up reading Dear Abby or Ann Landers, as I did) - you get the general concept: you have a dilemma, you write in to the expert, and she uses magic to solve your problem with her sweet sweet words.  Or tells you to go to therapy. I’m starting a series of Social Media Q&As for the Social Studies column, and I hereby invite you to hit...

Hey Natalie Jean, so minimalist that she needs a storage unit, is giving Kon-Mari another try. This post came on the heels of Natty surrounded by a pile of collaboration clothes and telling us "the more denim the better". So I guess the idea of Kon-Mari is to throw out everything and get all new stuff every 3 months? Or no? Because that's what all the bloggers pushing it seem to be doing.

David Karp and SUPERCHIO, useless royalty of hipster Brooklyn culture, begin their second week in Japan. David continues to work hard on building a revenue model for tumblr: Having drinks in the Teddy Roosevelt Lounge sponsored by Kirin on a steamboat at DisneySea in Japan. And SUPERCHIO RACHELKITTY helps him understand how capitalism works by spending that new vc funding all over Harijuku: “Kawaiiiiiiiii” — Five sales girls in unison Hey VC folks, congrats on your intelligent funding choices. If I had known all you had to do was become a hipster icon and make some tshirts I woulda presented...

Katie Vyktoriah, how dare you forget who she is, has apparently milked all the attention she can from her viral post. Clearly needing some new content, she's now announced she is expecting another bundle of Potential Attention. The internet can't wait to see what cause she will assign to this baby in an effort to get back on HuffPo.

Jessica Quirk of What I Wore, not invited to be part of the tumblr fashion week coverage, has some advice for people invited to be part of the tumblr fashion week coverage: “I always post the very best coverage I can, as quickly as possible,” she says. “I tweet up a storm before and during the show, and always send a follow-up thank you. When the next season rolls around, I let the PR folks handling the shows know I will be in New York, and if they have the space, I’d be very grateful to attend again. Great relationships...