Shira Lazar used her magic space breasts to hypnotise Alice Cooper! http://twitpic.com/10tysw - Last pic of the night- doing the tango with alice cooper 3:40 AM Feb 1st from TwitPic Shira is obviously some kind of dabbler in magick. First she gets some kind of career, which is proof that she has the left ear of  Satan, then she gets to tango with my namesake! What's next? Zoltan and Shira in some kind of Harry Potter magic-off in Times Square?

Hey Natalie Jean, moving to Idaho, is already changing the narrative on the big event. She originally implied the decision had been sprung on her shortly before she announced the news. ...the Holbrooks are moving. Real fast like. Because that is my Brandon's way. Advance notice is not something redheads seem to excel at much. She now says she's known for like ever but didn't say anything so her husband could, I guess, quit his job on his own timeline. Brandon's had this offer in his back pocket for just over two months. As in, who knew I could keep...

thatgirlallison, victim of blueprint starvation and healthy body haver, has shifted her field of op/ed to include service worker's right to tips, a job she most likely knows nothing about: On one hand, how much extra money do you expect me to give you for driving your car and walking my pizza to my door?  I think the concept of tipping has become excessive is America.  Everyone seems to think they deserve a tip nowadays.  Don’t you think your baristas at Starbucks deserve a tip?  Certainly.  Don’t forget, if you don’t want your change, you can throw it in that...

Our beloved Twatiana keeps earning those vacations! Today we have her posting about "easy peasy lemon squeezy" curtains. Because curtains are so complicated that the world has been waiting for an "easy peasy" how-to. Then this evening Princess Imrussian had a most wonderful thing happen: Daddy called! Yes the 24 year old still needs Daddy to call before he gets on a plane. Do you think he will bring his princess back a present? At least she is married, so there is someone around to share "Beauty and the Beast" before bedtime!

Becky Harks, the human carnival who runs the blog "Mommy Wants Vodka" and an abuse/assault survivor site called Band Back Together, has been claiming for a while now that some stranger has been physically assaulting her. The first post apparently appeared in early May. Now it seems Becky is claiming the police do not believe her multiple reports of these phantom men attacking her, informing facebook tonight: Going to turn myself into the cops tonight who claim I filed a false report. She has evidently again updated facebook, saying only: In response to all this...whatever is going on, her "Pranksters"...

Gala Darling, mood expert and amazing blogger, has announced that she will be contributing her special blend of pink and obnoxious to xojane.com. As the "Beauty & Style Editor" Gala will be focusing on the most important issues facing women today: I’ll be contributing a few times a week, writing about everything from how to get perfect sex hair to eyeliner that won’t run when you cry. In her introduction post on xojane.com, Gala states that she is "so excited to join the team & fluff around in xoJane's hot pink offices". The woman who wears more make-up, fake hair,...

The New Hampshire Attorney General's Office has confirmed that TikToker Emily Long shot her husband and two of her children before shooting herself on Monday morning.

Remember Cary Randolph? The trailblazing style icon that used to live in New York? Well it seems she is now a fashion expert. Exhausted by her demanding job, Messica has had the death flu of death that many of us are battling this week. Because she loves her readers she made sure she continued her most awesome content by having Scary post a million word post about "American style": American style is self-made. It’s borrowed. From your boyfriend, your ancestors, your favorite movie star. It’s a wool peacoat from the Army-Navy and the slinkiest stiletto heel. American style is rooted...