Aubrey McCoy, the bearded half of the Bleubird blog empire, put on his knightly armor today in order to defend his wife, her friends, and twee hipster bloggers everywhere from the slurs of one woman who would dare question...a swimsuit. But that was not enough for knightly Sir Flouncelot - he followed poor Page over to her own instagram where he continued to berate her...over her comments about a swimsuit. And now I'm going to make bathtub bellinis while you folks contemplate the irony of a grown man who follows a girl over to another internet location in order to...

Jakob Lodwick, perpetual character in an Orbit gum commercial, would like to share a little poetreeeh with you. Right vs. Left is wrong at best, a superficial ruse that blocks the mind’s perception of the underlying truths. You know, if Dr. Kutner had left this behind maybe I wouldn't feel so empty and confused about what happened. As it is, it's probably just old brickdick being artsy, or wiccan, or something.

Robert Scoble is attempting to assert his power by not letting GOMIBLOG see his tweets! I can't believe he did this. How will I ever get my Scoble jokes now!? What's that you say? I can still see his tweets even though I am blocked? Then...why bother? I'll still check it and see wtf stupid ass Crap he is saying! Surely the techxpert Scoobie knows it's about as futile as Darth Vader taking Luke to Burger King for his 30th birthday? Wait, look who I'm talking about here.

It's October and for weight loss influencers that can only mean one thing - plastic surgery. This year not one, but two gram thirsties splashed out for body makeovers. And they're not sparing you a single detail.

This is the face of a man who will eat you! David Karp, winner of the 2009 Platform of the Year Award, has a rumble in his tummy and HIM NEEDS FOODS! How did I order $76 worth of takeout sushi? Do you know how many Hungry Man dinners you can get for $76 bucks?! Sushi, blech! You could be having four salisbury steaks, dude! With a chintzy brownie and some undercooked corn! Sheesh, man wins an award and he's too good for tv dinners all of a sudden. You know, lack of high fructose corn syrup and preservatives causes...

It seems life is tiring for the interweb's busy women of blogging! Sarah Lacy, size 4 and pregnant, is so pooped even her Sadcuda is tired: I am exhausted and so is @sarahcuda/@sadkids junior. four/three cities in indonesia to go!9:24 AM Mar 21st via web Jessica Quirk, full time blogger, is simply wiped out after a weekend of gluing paper to sunglasses: 75 Degrees on the first day of spring and I wasted it with a 3 hr nap. Guess I was just really tired after all those weekend projects?about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Windows Phone And everyone's fave...

Joining the ranks of Sami and The Paper Mama, Running to Africa has taken to the internet to implore strangers for baby money: We are weeks away from traveling to Ethiopia for Court, the first of two trips required for the adoption process.  In order to complete the final steps in bringing our daughter home, we need to raise $7,000 in a matter of days. They are "asking each of you to give $10 and then to pass this on to 25 of your friends, asking the same thing". In addition to money they "need a twin size bed for our daughter. ...

David Karp, of the crazy eyes, is emulating Kevin Nose by posting job openings: We're hiring! → No loud sneezers, please. Well that sucks. I qualify for the web app position, but I'm both a loud sneezer and a raging bortchaholic spit blogger who barely knows what the tumblr is. But hey, if you're neither of those things and you're tired of not being on unemployment why not head over? Even better odds if you're a girl, as I'm sure ole Screw Eyes up there has basically made his way through the little circle of NYC already. Good luck to the...