Jessica Schroeder Quirk has arrived safely back in the bosom of the state that created her. How is she adjusting? I am at the midwestern grocery store. I forgot how they practically give food away here. #cheap about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Wow between cheap tv dinners and Target, Messica sounds STOKED! BTW, where is she living now? @whatiwore have you found a house yet??? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to whatiwore @skinnymirror nope! We're living in a vacant house from family members. We're house hunting though! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for...

Mary Rambin, founder of MoreThanMary.com, is busy getting her beg on. Not content to wave her arms and say "yoohoo" in the general direction of Google's PR team, Mary is now requesting more luxury items: If there is a little fashionista goddess out there listening to my shallow materialistic prayers for things I absolutely do not need but secretly lust over, please send me an Oscar de la Renta python case lined with the softest suede for my iPad.  Many many thanks in advance.* *Please note upon delivery I will find something else to pray for.  I’m just throwing out...

Sarah Lacy, president of the Sarah Lacy Fan Club, has spent the last half a year bortching about writing a book. Apparently someone finally mentioned to Her Majesty that coming off like an ungrateful bint isn't exactly the way to endear yourself to your publishers, readers, or those who participated in your book, because Sarah is now singing a different tune: been working on book edits all weekend. i know i'm a douche, but i still enjoy reading it. hopefully you will too. yes YOU! ;) about 7 hours ago via web We all know you're a douche, so your attempt...

You may remember Cary Randolph. She was that 6 foot tall blonde who came to NY to skateboard and go to Brooklyn Flea - and intern for NonSociety or something. Well, now Mandolph lives in Rhode Island - or maybe Missouri I don't know or care anymore - writing blog entries like this: On archetypes. Frigid princesses with hair as cold and smooth as a vodka gimlet and eyes that could chip diamonds. No warm smiles here but total composure: a straight back, an arched brow, and a smile reserved for special occasions. We all have our standards of perfection,...

Female overweight beer enjoyers of Park Slope may now organise a party on the stoop of the former residence of the Quirks. Originally scheduled to leave tomorrow, Jessica Schroeder and her be-bearded doormat Adam Quirk wound up leaving today: So I guess we're going to leave today instead of tomorrow! Movers coming in 2 hours! about 4 hours ago via web ...And we're on the road!! buh bye Brooklyn! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Messica continued to delude herself that she's not really moving to Bloomington Indiana and getting pregnant and being marginalized by her NYC friends...

Jessica Quirk, who has proudly proclaimed on her tumblr that she lives in "Brooklyn NY" and runs a blog as her full time job, cannot wait to gtfo out of the city I love more than Velveeta: Call me crazy, but I cannot wait to go to a Midwestern @target next week. 2:28 PM Oct 8th via web @katierosman yes! the things that sell out in NYC are always still available at my hometown @Target 2:34 PM Oct 8th via web in reply to katierosman SO excited to finally talk about house hunting publicly. We've been looking for about 6...

Happy Friday catlosers! How about another Messica post to ring in your lunch hour? The news we have been predicting since her wedding finally got announced yesterday. Jessica Schroeder Quirk, she's huge in Brooklyn, is moving to Bloomington Indiana after successfully concluding her years long husband search: After five and a half awesome years in New York City, my husband and I are packing up our two bedroom apartment and moving to Bloomington, Indiana!  Adam has accepted an amazing position at Sproutbox and I’ll continue to work on What I Wore and the book.  Like any romance, I’ve had my ups...

Sarah Lacy, child hater, has been cranking out the content since AOL announced its acquisition of her employer. Maybe it paid off: POTENTIALLY VERY GOOD NEWS. (just had to tell someone)about 14 hours ago via web As long as it doesn't involve her moving to New York. No need to exchange lovepuppy for another classist bortch.

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, married, just got back from her free honeymoon in Iceland. It seems the magic of marriage is already dimming for our dramatic lovepuppy: Listening to sad music and writing pity posts on a private blog.about 1 hour ago via web Get it together, Quirk!about 1 hour ago via web Ironing is my therapy. Pressing out the wrinkles in my mind.2 minutes ago via web If this goes south it could be very bad, considering her omghusband is also her business partner.

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, in Iceland, put this on and went out in public. And took pics of it. And runs (as her full time job!) a "style" blog. Seriously, I don't like to comment on people's personal style choices. I have a mirror and I am well aware I have no place saying anything about what anyone wears. But, this.

Mary Rambin, banner designer, donned her Authentic New York City outfit to go visit the Michelin Men: See my smile? Totally fake. Well, that’s an exaggeration. But I feel like I’m going to hurl all over the back of this cab the way this driver is weaving through traffic. What a weakling I’ve become!! Decked out in a standard NYC outfit - black black and mor black - I’m headed uptown to meet with the men from Michelin who are responsible for the guides. I sort of forgot she was going to be in town again, but yeah, here she...

Breaking news: tumblr has already been up and down again today. Is it because Marco has grabbed all the rum and jumped off the sinking ship?  Of course not. It's because tumblr is so good at load handling! Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable.  We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience. At least they are sorry. And hey, they ARE trying to find a new sysadmin to play foosball with while these errors happen! Systems engineer An architect who isn't afraid of impossible challenges — or is afraid and will prepare accordingly. What you'll do: Architect...

Megatits McCain, "writer", is wrapping up her book tour. To celebrate, she got back to cranking out her Daily Beast column. First topic? How crazy popular she is, but not because anyone cares about her. The blurb states: When Meghan McCain went on her book tour she was amazed to find that the media was completely obsessed with her—and that Palin wasn’t too pleased with what she wrote. I don't know about you, but I actually do notice what's going on with Megatits, and all I saw were some PR arranged appearances on various shows to promote her book and...

Sarah Lacy, the gentle natural way to fall asleep, is tired of all the hubbub over that whole "Arrington like totally getting a bazillion dollars for his blog" thing, and wants you to know she can pull an accomplishment out of her ass too! will any companies give cancer research a donation if i shave my head? can i get a lock-sponsor?about 12 hours ago via web @boblesko says he'll give $10k to cancer charity if i shave my head and put pic as twitter avatar. anyone else? can i get $50k for charity?about 9 hours ago via web Look...

Meaghan O'Connell, hairless ewok, evidently has this motivational fortune cookie tucked into the door of her kitchen cabinets. Notice anything? Not if you're Ginger Midget! Don’t lie. You guys would stand in front of your sink and stare at this every morning until you believe it, too. I would stand in front of my sink staring at "into" with growing irritation, but I'm kind of a pedantic bortch that way. But hey, glad it makes you feel good, midge.

Twitter COO Dick Costolo will be taking over so that Ev can concentrate on product strategy, saying he is "most satisfied while pushing product direction." Whatever, new twitter is still ugly.

Nick McGlynn, of the sex tape McGlynns, set lady hearts pounding in LA with news of his arrival. I finally got a chance to harass him today and confirm he will in fact be continuing to host Obliterati, despite my fears that such a rich source of lols was lost to the west coast. That's right girls - Nick will now be available in two cities. Take a number now! What's next for Nick? Raging success as an event photog? Becoming the pool boy for some aging movie star? Waking up on the beach with sand in his pants and...

Julia Allison, inventor of the horizontal scroll f*ckmess design that defines her tumblr, is critiquing the layout of the new twitter: Honestly? Not such a big fan of the new Twitter. I'm sorry. :( It's too messy. Cluttered. I don't want to see all this crap on the right!!about 6 hours ago via web What is it with these chicks thinking they are allowed to tell anyone anything about design? Seriously? For those who didn't know yet: There are ways to avoid looking at that new layout, if you are not a fan of the new twitter either. If you're...

New York City is really rather awful on a Saturday night. My own fault for going to the Meatpacking dist. So excited to be cabbin' to bed. about 14 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, suppository of the fashion blogging community, has skipped off on her free honeymoon to Iceland with her husband. Not to worry, snark rangers; Messica has left us with a third post about her wedding to savor while she sits in a hotel room crafting her inevitable "when traveling to the unknown, think layers" post: Adam and I had such an awesome wedding party!  The gals wore black dresses of their choice and we asked the boys to wear dark suits with purple ties. I made all of the bouquets and boutonnieres the morning of the wedding.  All...