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Dooce Mommy Blogging WTF Dooce, mother without children, attempted to sound uplifting by posting a making-the-best-of-it staged photo to her instagram. The caption was a long novella full of missing her kids, something something new traditions, and a lukewarm acknowledgment of her fangirls’ support. Two and a half months after it began leaking out that the Ex-Mr. Dooce had packed his duds and moved to the Big City, Dooce has publicly confirmed the news.
Dooce, conqueror of October and texting injury survivor, is still single parenting since her ex allegedly adiosed to the east coast. The adjustment apparently includes continued sleep drama. But don’t worry, Il Doochay has figured out how to give her daughter the comfort of cosleeping AND get her to do things!
Dooce Internets Mommy Blogging In shocking health news, Dooce, ever bravely suffering, has revealed she’s been bravely suffering from a horrible, painful injury for months. One Saturday afternoon in early August I texted so much and so furiously that I woke up the next morning with a shooting pain in my right thumb. I could barely move it and began texting with my index and middle fingers.
Dooce Internets Mommy Blogging Nearly two years after announcing her impending divorce, Heather Armstrong, don’t call her a mommy blogger, is vaguegramming about her custody status. In a post Saturday she called herself a full-time single parent – making commenters ask “what about Jon?” Dooce is on the road yet again. Evidently since this trip doesn’t involve her boyfriend (which she mentioned with the requisite teehee of “oops! Did I just mention him? I did. Well, what’s done is done”) she did her readers the courtesy of explaining her travel plans: dooce.com, website of influential media lady and former stately manor owner Heather Armstrong, has been down for at least 7 hours and an amazing thing has happened – absolutely nothing. The website that allegedly made upwards of $50k a month just two short years ago and reportedly has hundreds of thousands of fans has been unavailable for most of the day…and yet not a peep about it has been found anywhere on social media. Evidently even her rabid poodles no longer care whether dooce.com exists or not.
Dooce’s Grief Sponsored By Headache Medicine
Dooce Confirms Ex-Husband’s Move
Dooce Mommy Blogging
Dooce Will Reward Her Child With Cosleeping
World Prays As Dooce Continues To Recover From Texting Injury
Dooce Apparently Now A Single Parent
Dooce Continues Not Participating In Poverty Tourism
dooce.com Offline All Day, Nobody Notices
