TMI Weekly, the sad internet “talk show” starring the founders of NonSociety.com, has finally kicked the bucket.

A month ago we got word of the impending demise of the unfortunate production. Former co-host Mary Rambin confirmed the show’s end on her blog today:

TMI weekly has run its course and will be ending this month…

Mary goes on to say she has another project she’ll be working on. But what of her pal Julia Allison? No mention is made of her fate as a wannabe Oprah with her sad wannabe “The View” webshow, which Allison constantly brayed was on a MAJOR NET WeRK (NBC) and had millions of viewers.

A fat bortchy bird tells us that this is one more nail in the coffin of NS as a “company.” Supposedly their funds ran out a few months ago. Allison has (so the rumor goes) been furiously setting up meetings in order to beg for further funding with no success. Seems nobody wants to sign on for another year of financing Julia Allison’s vanity tumblr.

I guess all we can do is await further developments, but all indications point to lil ole Julia being a complete nobody by this time next year.

So one of GOMIBLOG’s 5 readers sent this in. I don’t know who the chicks with the McNugget drinks are, or why it’s so hilarious to drink alcoholic cholesterol smoothies, but apparently they were made famous by former fattie Richard! What does Starmaker Almighty himself say about his creations?

“They have really good stage presence, they look good on camera, they’re hilarious together and they’re not threatening at all,” Mr. Blakeley said. “You can’t go wrong with that.”

Nothing like a non-threatening woman, eh?

With the passing of her birthday virtually unheralded outside the sacred blog of GOMIBLOG, Emily Brill finally woke up to the fact that no one cares about her anymore. In response she will start tweeting @s to gawker writers, and linking to gawker articles, no doubt hoping someone at the floundering website will toss mama a bone:

Start spreading the news! RT @Lock The dawning realization that I’m rooting for the Giants has me feeling uneasy and scared. 11:25 PM Dec 13th from web

@Lock The Internets thank you (and @Brownstoner) for the breaking news alert: “Suffered through the stank…” (via @taxihack) 2:19 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to Lock

Insomnia-inducing: http://gawker.com/5427129/whos-the-douche-of-the-decade about 5 hours ago from web

So, hey gawker: Hamily is still alive, still hates you, please write about her again, kay? Kiss kiss!

Megatits McCain, victim of sexual harassment, is now hanging out with Julia Allison. I think this pretty much sums up all we need to know about her.

Walking over to dinner with the beautiful, talented & vivacious Miss Meghan McCain – aka @McCainBlogette. 🙂 about 5 hours ago from web

http://twitpic.com/tplpv – I officially adore @McCainBlogette. And she wore a sparkly headband! A girl after my own heart. about 1 hour ago from TwitPic

Megatits…if you are trying to be taken seriously, hanging out with this life kryptonite is the WRONG WAY to go about it. Julia Allison is career suicide, assuming you think you have some kind of career ahead of you. Honey just walk away.

I know I pick on you Titsers. But I don’t dislike you. I just smear you all over because you’re there, ok? Julia Allison is a user, and she’s using you because she wants to be on The View and write for the Daily Beast. Run, don’t walk, far far away from this professional user. Do it now, ok? I kind of want you to be awesome because you’re a healthy girl with self-confidence trying to do something with your life. Being associated with this shilldebeast is going to ruin any validity you may have.

Meghan. Srsly. Fo realz. Cmon. If you have ignored or think I’m just a hater because of what I have written about you before, or because Jaba talks Crap about me listen to me now: MOVE AWAY FROM THE JULIA.

Please.

Gawd the webturds are being boring! Seems the only person with anything going on is the eternally suffering Sarah Lacy. When it’s not the offensive odours of other countries and her own neighborhood, her husband ignoring her to hang out in the garage, or the indignation of half a continent, poor Sarah has to endure migraines so severe they deny her the pleasure of dinner:

Horrible migraine meant cancelling a dinner I was really looking forward to. 🙁 sucks. 10:38 PM Dec 13th from txt

Brave Sarah soldiered on, however, knowing that the internet can’t be without her insights for even one day:

migraine better enough that i can write a few posts today. or at least that’s the plan… 11:47 AM Dec 14th from web

Don’t worry, she has a plan to keep that durned headpain from returning:

hoping going to the gym helps ward off day 4 of the migraine… 7 minutes ago from web

Because nothing helps prevent severe migraines like going to a brightly lit, noisy environment.  How sad is it that everyone is so boring right now that I’m reduced to writing up a three day retrospective of Sarah Lacy’s migraine? Come on people, do something!

Attention American girls: are you longing for the touch of a pasty pom? Do you adore the sound of Professor Higgins’ voice droning on about women? Then are you in luck, because Paul Carr prefers American Annies!

Staring out of the window of Cafe Nero on the Strand. There are some really pretty girls in London. Wish they were American. about 8 hours ago from Seesmic

Yes, it’s easy times for a limey in the States. Women just melt for that emotive, sensitive English accent. Panties drop no matter what you say; when you’re English it all sounds like Shakespeare. Ohhh you’re from ENGLAND! How exotic! American women love that Crap!

Line up, ladies, Paul Carr is sober, single, and ready to mingle!