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Internets Breaking! Have you been eating yourself up wondering why Sarah Lacy, globetrotter, hasn’t been posting much lately? She finally reveals the cause: Sarah has been stricken with Argentina’s Revenge: been knocked out with some virus in argentina. feeling guilty abt the lack of blogging… about 6 hours ago from web Twitter and TechCrunch held momentary blackouts and bloggers worldwide observed a moment of silence, hoping that Sarah would resume her bubbly blog as soon as possible. Cary, best dressed girl in Missourah, took her Hayden Lookalike Pixie Friend out to some GofG party in yet another variation of her lumberack shirt with white pants outfit: Gitman Vintage, Gitman Brothers’ heritage label, gifted me this amazing pink plaid shirt yesterday afternoon (following much begging and pleading on my part). I wore it with J. Crew’s white boyfriend jean, gold crackle heel, and a ton of costume jewelry. Gitman’s shirts are built for gents, but their narrow cut makes them ideal for ladies to steal. My wish for 2010 is to amass a small fortune in their American-made Technicolor plaid. Check Erit Americana later today for more fun facts about Gitman Vintage and their totally sweet flannel and my tricks for borrowing from the boys. Is this a “look” now? It’s not really “borrowing” from the boys when you basically are dressing LIKE A BOY. Anyway, Cary obviously knows real fashion, since she has been in NYC long enough to adopt that typical annoying transplant attitude of superiority over everyone not in NYC: If you’re not in New York, you are camping out. Thomas W. Dewing Ugh. I hate when these hicks move to NYC from bumbleCrap and after a year act like they were born in Yankee Stadium. I’ve always heard you aren’t considered a New Yorker unless you’ve lived in the city at least ten years. Now I in no way consider myself a New Yorker, but I’m pretty sure New Yorkers don’t consider Cary of Missouri qualified to dispense snotty little quips about the hay chewing rural dwellers either.
After a whirlwind Ignore Your Dog tour that wrapped up in a five day festival of awkward fondling with Hipster Lawyer, Julia Allison is home. Does she take a week off to re-bond with her dog? Spend some time with her friends (LOL) catching up? Do her laundry? Of course not! She faced her expiration date and immediately setup husband option number 2: Preparing for my second date with Prom King, who, despite being 100% Jewish, is taking me on a NYC Christmas Extravaganza Date tonight. HA 10 minutes ago from web Yes Julia keeps her husband prospects on rotation like chickens in a Boston Market. Do you think her vagina has a number dispenser like a butcher’s? And how classy to announce to the universe, including the man who you implied was in Hawaii with you (and if he wasn’t that was pretty tacky to imply he was – pretty sure Prom King can read the internet), that you basically fell off his dick, washed your bits in the airplane toilet, and hopped into some other dude’s limo after a quick nap at Casa Pink Nightmare. I’m sorry, I’m all for….”dating”. But she as much as said she “finally got lei’d” after five days in Hawaii. Don’t give me that “she didn’t mean it like that! LOL! it was a joke, a pun omg!!!” She spent five days dropping hints that she was there with someone and then posted a cutesy double entendre for the entire planet to interpret how they wished. At the point you start going on week long holidays and rubbing your clam dungeon on his harpoon it’s time for you to stop dating other people. Hey, call me old fashioned. Or call yourself kind of tacky and indiscreet. Whatever works for ya. This kid is so much cooler than me. He even has a hot girlfriend. Rachel’s Boyfriend David Karp says this like he doesn’t have the most awesome woman ever by his side. I talk Crap about RBDK because, well, it’s what I do. But to throw out that someone else has a hot girlfriend sort of implies that Rachel, who, let’s face it, is the real star of the show here, is not the hottest thing since a twice baked potato, is just wrong. Rachel, slap that man, slap him twice, slap him till he start actin nice. picture totally stolen from shiralazar.com via google images Shira Lazar, popular person, probably isn’t coming to your superlame holiday party. She just gets so many invitations, and she uh, has to…work: Kinda sad- getting invited to all these holiday parties during week but cant go because i work til 1030pm. Oh well! about 20 hours ago from TwitterBerry So uh, she can’t go to your nothing party where it will just be nobody people, and she can’t carry a mic and video it because she has to work. Yeah, nothing personal! Don’t be mad, she has to work, for realz. And go to more important parties. I mean wait she has to work! No no don’t tweet away mad!!! Continuing the birthday hoorays, Paul Carr had his thrilling 30th birthday last night. Amazing – and totally sober – 30th birthday tonight. My friends are the best. about 18 hours ago from Seesmic Thanks again to everyone who came out last night. So great to see you all. And so great to remember every minute of it. #soberwin about 11 hours ago from Seesmic Are you as EXCITED as I am? Yeah, thought so. Happy birthda….zzzzzzz. OMG BEARS! has finally decided to pack it back to the only town in America worth acknowledging: New York City! Last box packed. Then it’s one more post office run and then I attempt to get all kinds of work stuff done before a red-eye. Ugh. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck View from the hill on my last trip out of the house. http://twitpic.com/smkjv about 6 hours ago from Tweetie SFO to JFK about 3 hours ago from Tweetie Didn’t she just move to SF like, six months ago? I don’t know why she’s moving back and I don’t care enough to find out. I guess she can finally start doing…wait, she writes, right? Ok, so she can finally start working on the original novel about tech people living in NYC or whatever. Or working at tumblr. Whatever.
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