Julia Allison isn’t the only person who is overworked from her vague yet apparently lucrative job. Jordorable is currently off in the Cayman Islands with her husband. I have no idea why, or how they were able to afford such a thing, but they left this morning to forget their exhausting upper class white couple cares and get sunburned and drunk.

Hopefully they remembered to lock their door this time.

Sarah Lacy, pregnant, is obviously no longer a size 4. Yesterday she tweeted this pitiful complaint:

i don’t understand how pregnant women tie their shoes. someone please fill me in on the secret. 20 hours ago

I thought she was only like 4 months along? She already can’t reach her feet? Is that normal? And I find it funny that miss pioneer spirit of entrepreneurship can’t manage to bend her knee into her lap, or ask her ironically named husband to tie them.

Tumblr is yet again up and down. On the heels of 24 hours of off and on error messages, the service experienced yet another clustercluck of wtf.

It seems last night posts were not appearing, then appearing, then disappearing. Tumblr explained the issue via twitter, the usual way of getting information out reliably:

A lagging database pool is causing recent posts to show up intermittently. We’re working quickly to restore performance.
16 hours ago

So…once again they are having database issues. And if the errors some people are still having are any indication, they are now over capacity – again. Don’t worry – they promise to fix it “shortly”!  As soon as David Karp is done playing with toys:

Meaghano, no longer awesome, has been pretty boring lately. She’s working hard at her new job – posting to the boring kickstarter blog. She’s obsessing over bookstores. She’s posting stories about little boys seeing her privates.

I wore blue flats that pinched. A baby pink crew neck. Khakis. I mostly pushed a stroller around Central Park while the older boy caught fireflies. He kept them in the palm of his hand without me knowing and then let them go in the lobby of the Ritz Carlton, right in the face of the doormen. They laughed. Nothing was so bad, I didn’t want to live there yet. Although the kid, the older one, did sneak into the bathroom when I was getting out of the shower. I saw him in the mirror and froze and he ran out but later told me he saw my fur.

I hope you’re laughing.

I don’t know about you, but if that were my kid, I would NOT be laughing after seeing this on the internet. Awesome, Poundcake. Way to continue being…you.

It seems life is tiring for the interweb’s busy women of blogging! Sarah Lacy, size 4 and pregnant, is so pooped even her Sadcuda is tired:

I am exhausted and so is @sarahcuda/@sadkids junior. four/three cities in indonesia to go!9:24 AM Mar 21st via web

Jessica Quirk, full time blogger, is simply wiped out after a weekend of gluing paper to sunglasses:

75 Degrees on the first day of spring and I wasted it with a 3 hr nap. Guess I was just really tired after all those weekend projects?about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Windows Phone

And everyone’s fave do nothing, Love Lies Lace, was so beat she had to go stand in the middle of a mountain road:

The inevitable post holiday months exhaustion set in over the past couple of weeks and we decided we needed to get away. So we chose one of our favorite places to relax since we’ve moved to Cali – Idyllwild.

If any of you doubted that writing is HARD WORK then this should silence you all forever. When three of the interweb’s most productive and famous writery types all collapse from overwork at once, I think we can all take a moment to appreciate their contributions to our lives.