That Wife Locks Up The Cheese Again

Jenna Cole, the super great mom running That Wife blog, apparently convinced That Husband to unlock her cheese. After a brief spell of dairy enjoyment, Jenna discovered her perfectly normal weight was not dropping rapidly enough.

Yes, instead of practicing portion control or simply not buying cheese, That Wife has turned to the only reasonable solution: lock the cheese back up and wistfully stare at it each time she opens the fridge door.

I don’t want to be That Person, but this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I know losing weight is hard and people do some very odd things in order to get down to whatever size they base their self-esteem on, but This Ridiculousness needs to stop. I love cheese as well, and will happily eat my way through a half pound block in 24 hours, so I understand how hard it is to not accumulate a dairy induced spare tire. But there’s no need to lock it up. Just don’t buy huge quantities of cheese if you can’t keep your mouth off of it. That’s also not a great solution, but it’s better than being the weirdo who LOCKS UP THE CHEESE.

Either eat the cheese and tell That Husband to stuff it up his jumper or don’t buy cheese. Good Lord, woman.

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That Wife Is Going Back To College

Jenna Cole, infamous in the GOMIBLOG Forum as the mother of Bathroom Baby, has now announced that she will be dialing down the blogging while she returns to college:

My big secret?

I’m going back to BYU. Like physically going back to Provo and enrolling as a student again. I’m going to graduate!

In her comments, she explains that Bathroom Baby and her husband will be up in Washington while she lives off campus and attends college for six weeks.

I’ll live off-campus (housing is incredibly easy to find during the summer). TH will work for my dad up in Washington.

But…what about Bathroom Baby? Will she see him at all for 6 weeks?

Unless TH brings him down, I don’t think we will at all. 10 days was tough, 6 weeks will be harder, but I’d rather do this than figure out how to make the classes work online.

Not only is she taking time off from Bathroom Baby, she’s also reducing her blogging:

Until I finish my two online classes, I get two 15 minute increments of That Wife time per day. This includes uploading photos, writing posts, responding to comments, time on the That Wife facebook page, and responding to emails that I label as That Wife related. I love blogging, but I need it to take a backseat for a little bit while I work to get school out of the way.

Well at least while she’s off by herself in Provo she can eat all the cheese she wants, right?