Sean Percival, that guy up there with that website and the sexy Rita Hayworth tribute artist wife, is confused by social networking stuff: Just went through the new facebook privacy settings, talk about PR doublespeak. Not sure what happened, can you guys me naked now or what? 5 minutes ago from web Oh come on. Is there anyone left on the internet who HASN'T seen Sean naked? The whole point of those privacy changes is to get facebook in step with the demands of the people they are selling your info to next year. Have a great day, hope you...

It seems just a year ago, Emily Brill had a birthday, and now she has another one! What is she now, 27? Well anyway, Brilly knows what she wants for her present. A pony? A job? A Bacon Explosion Cake? No! Dear Matt Stone and Trey Parker: As usual, I would like a Team America sequel for my birthday. 2:25 PM Dec 10th from web We eagerly await some party pics or maybe some fun stories of Embones stumbling out of Amy Winehouse's flat yelling about Malt-O-Meal or something. Congrats! On behalf of the Internets we have a Pork of...

This is the face of a man who will eat you! David Karp, winner of the 2009 Platform of the Year Award, has a rumble in his tummy and HIM NEEDS FOODS! How did I order $76 worth of takeout sushi? Do you know how many Hungry Man dinners you can get for $76 bucks?! Sushi, blech! You could be having four salisbury steaks, dude! With a chintzy brownie and some undercooked corn! Sheesh, man wins an award and he's too good for tv dinners all of a sudden. You know, lack of high fructose corn syrup and preservatives causes...

Richard Blakeley is the face of luxury. As he puts it on his tumbly: When you think luxury, think Richard Blakeley. I think this is great. Blakeley truly embodies all that is class, a true gentleman. He's a man's man, a true role model to aspire to. Head over there and buy some Crap you can't afford!

So last night the "First Annual Obliterati Awards" party was held, and I did the only thing I could do to really share the experience with you - I watched the video. I couldn't understand half of it, but I managed to get the following winners you probably don't care about: Platform of the Year, David Karp & Tumblr Richard Blakeley, for something, I couldn't understand the video Launch of the Year, Foursquare Some unexplained "2009 Obliterati Award of Excellence" things were also handed out to Mediaite, Foster Kamer, and Nick McGlynn for Random Night Out. Some other people were...

OMGBEARS McCarthy, writer person, is virtually unrecognizable! I know she went to a salon and got a blowout the other day. Maybe they taught her about how shampoo and blowdryers make your hair not look like you dipped your head in bacon grease. She appears to have figured out how to apply tasteful, appropriate makeup as well. I can't say that the dress is my favorite thing in the world but I love the blue colour. If the entire dress had been that shade of blue she probably would've looked the most spectacular I've ever seen her. And she appears...

Breaking! Have you been eating yourself up wondering why  Sarah Lacy, globetrotter, hasn't been posting much lately? She finally reveals the cause: Sarah has been stricken with Argentina's Revenge: been knocked out with some virus in argentina. feeling guilty abt the lack of blogging... about 6 hours ago from web Twitter and TechCrunch held momentary blackouts and bloggers worldwide observed a moment of silence, hoping that Sarah would resume her bubbly blog as soon as possible.

Cary, best dressed girl in Missourah, took her Hayden Lookalike Pixie Friend out to some GofG party in yet another variation of her lumberack shirt with white pants outfit: Gitman Vintage, Gitman Brothers’ heritage label, gifted me this amazing pink plaid shirt yesterday afternoon (following much begging and pleading on my part). I wore it with J. Crew’s white boyfriend jean, gold crackle heel, and a ton of costume jewelry. Gitman’s shirts are built for gents, but their narrow cut makes them ideal for ladies to steal. My wish for 2010 is to amass a small fortune in their American-made Technicolor plaid. Check...

After a whirlwind Ignore Your Dog tour that wrapped up in a five day festival of awkward fondling with Hipster Lawyer, Julia Allison is home.  Does she take a week off to re-bond with her dog? Spend some time with her friends (LOL) catching up? Do her laundry? Of course not! She faced her expiration date and immediately setup husband option number 2: Preparing for my second date with Prom King, who, despite being 100% Jewish, is taking me on a NYC Christmas Extravaganza Date tonight. HA 10 minutes ago from web Yes Julia keeps her husband prospects on rotation...

I'm Rush. I'm 6. This is my blog. This kid is so much cooler than me.  He even has a hot girlfriend. Rachel’s Boyfriend David Karp says this like he doesn’t have the most awesome woman ever by his side. I talk Crap about RBDK because, well, it’s what I do. But to throw out that someone else has a hot girlfriend sort of implies that Rachel, who, let’s face it, is the real star of the show here, is not the hottest thing since a twice baked potato, is just wrong. Rachel, slap that man, slap him twice, slap...

Shira Lazar, popular person, probably isn't coming to your superlame holiday party. She just gets so many invitations, and she uh, has to...work: Kinda sad- getting invited to all these holiday parties during week but cant go because i work til 1030pm. Oh well! about 20 hours ago from TwitterBerry So uh, she can't go to your nothing party where it will just be nobody people, and she can't carry a mic and video it because she has to work. Yeah, nothing personal! Don't be mad, she has to work, for realz. And go to more important parties. I mean...

Continuing the birthday hoorays, Paul Carr had his thrilling 30th birthday last night. Amazing - and totally sober - 30th birthday tonight. My friends are the best. about 18 hours ago from Seesmic Thanks again to everyone who came out last night. So great to see you all. And so great to remember every minute of it. #soberwin about 11 hours ago from Seesmic Are you as EXCITED as I am? Yeah, thought so. Happy birthda....zzzzzzz.

OMG BEARS! has finally decided to pack it back to the only town in America worth acknowledging: New York City! Last box packed. Then it's one more post office run and then I attempt to get all kinds of work stuff done before a red-eye. Ugh. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck View from the hill on my last trip out of the house. http://twitpic.com/smkjv about 6 hours ago from Tweetie SFO to JFK about 3 hours ago from Tweetie Didn't she just move to SF like, six months ago? I don't know why she's moving back and I don't...

A few months ago this song started popping up in my iTunes on shuffle mode, but I kept forgetting to go back to my computer and learn the name. Thanks to Foster, I now know they're Phoenix, the song's "1901." Now I don't know much about Gawker's Gabriel Snyder at all, so no judgments, but the fact that he discovered Phoenix AFTER Julia Allison does not bode well for his being on top of the masthead. I mean, I like Phoenix and all too, and not to be a music snob or anything, but I've liked them since United. Why...

Nick McGlynn is currently trapped in Miami, and hates Delta! UGH!! 2 Hour Flight Delay!! This always happens at MIami International Airport… MY FLIGHT WAS CANCELED! Figures… I hate Delta! Ok, this might be because I just watched Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (again), but I would love it if Nickle got on a Greyhound for his return trip. It would take about three days, think of all the WACKINESS that could ensue! Picture blogging across the eastern seaboard. I smell a book deal! In the meantime he can email Julia Allison for airport book ideas to keep busy.

Happy Monday! Jennie K, the Ghandi of GOMIBLOG, appears to be doing fine. She wants to share some of the wisdom she's learned over the past few weeks as she changes her life and learns to love herself. Time to walk the dog, and I ain't talkin yoyos about 2 hours ago from Tweetie Yeah man. She ain't talkin yoyos. Have a great week Jennie! Keep up the work!

Because there aren't enough elite groups who hold self-congratulatory, meaningless award parties, the new media circle jerk crowd is holding their own "hooray for us" gala: Peter Feld, last surviving witness of the building of the Statue of Liberty, announced the glorious news on his tumbly thing: Nominations open for the first annual Obliterati Awards Next Thursday evening, December 10, at the Obliterati Holiday Spectacular (sponsored by Citysearch and Random Night Out) we will present the first annual Obliterati Awards to honor ten individuals or teams from amongst the circle of people who attend this sort of thing who showed...

I know you are sitting around nursing a hangover, or heading off to spin class, but I think it's really important that you know Shira had a rad ass weekend. Let's start oh, how about Friday afternoon: Just shot an interview at the farmacy- a cannabis collective in westwood. 2:08 PM Dec 4th from TwitterBerry Of course what usually happens when you put a perky girl in a cannabis farm, happened. 4 hours later we get a Cobain quote: "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -Kurt Cobain (via @tferriss) 6:30 PM Dec 4th...

Sean and Laurie "Jessica Rabbit sends her fan letters" Percival are gracing Paris with their...all that up there.  Being the considerate sexycrat (that's Royal Sexiness to you plebes) Laurie plans on covering her awesomeness with a protective Amazingness Deflector. Oh man, wifey want to wear a mask on our flight to Paris, how embarsing. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie Of course, Sean, being just a man and a mere husband to boot, doesn't understand the panic Laurie's visage could cause in a confined space. Of course she must shield the blameless others from themselves! I'm going to tell her...

I can't think of anything bortchy to say about this pic! DAMN YOU!!!! Ain’t I a pretty one?! My hair was straight before Meghan’s yoga class at Equinox (Weho). That woman takes your practice to a whole new level. I’m a soaking wet mess! But in a good way. On my way home to clean up and get ready for a great day of college football. I'm just going to say it: she looks way better here than when she's made up to a mile. She looks fresh and younger than usual. No matter what you think of her as...