Stephanie Aurora Clark Nielson, sends her kids to hang out at murder scenes, is producing yet another little soul she can force into Godly heteronormativity. Yes at 44 years old the woman who just married off her daughter is about to squeeze out another baby.

A fetus lurches in the night! Cary Randolph Fuller Radasky, hurricane survivor, has announced she and her second husband are expecting a lady child 'this winter'.

Tikaa Cone, wife of Justice of the Peace Douglas Cone, stalked down someone who discussed her on a snark site and showed up at their work to tell her employer what they'd been doing.

Responding to some DM that tries to color the deaths of young girls and camp staff as some purposeful act by their God to 'bring others to Him...who would never have heard about God any other way', Holly agreed.

I mean I guess if Thing 7 falls and cracks its skull open she can always just birth out another one in time for whatever her next pageant is.

A user called 'MeanHope227' spent like a year posting about the owner calling them 'SB', saying they were 'in Asia', and smugging about how the end of Tattle is 'guaranteed'. But is it really someone associated with the Sands? A poorly concealed social media share seems to imply so.

Meanwhile someone claiming to be one of the first users on the site shared how Sebastian (at that time a 37 year old man) was chatting them (a 16 year old teenager) up to get them over to his new website.

Sebastian Bond, the doughy failed cookbook influencer behind Tattle.Life, appeared to make a statement last night about the legal consequences of being 'way better' than GOMI.

In a fun turn of events the 'anonymous' owner of Tattle.life has been revealed after being ordered to pay over €300K in damages to Neil and Donna Sands. Meet Sebastian Bond, AKA Bastian Durward.

Lauren McBride, wife of 'racist ranter' Patrick, came home from her Croatian vacation to celebrate her child's 12th birthday. Oh, and also to get served divorce papers.

After less than a month of therapy Mikayla Nogueira apparently feels qualified to tell you how to cure your anxiety - and it's about as tone deaf and neuroablist as you'd expect.

Haleigh Hall Knight was given a 'cancer diagnosis around February 2024' - conveniently revealed after said friend 'decided to get a lawyer involved'. The get-out-of-legal-trouble cancer announcement was becoming a pattern.

Lauryn Bosstick is apparently being inundated with requests for information about how she got in the family way - and she has some pretty typical rich white lady advice.

The owner of Tattle.life has now posted 'to clarify' the situation - along with an edict forbidding any further mention of the fiasco they've become.

After a short-lived rebrand attempt yesterday, it seems Tattle.Life is still having drama. A bizarre header announcement appeared on the site this evening leaving users more confused than ever.

Perhaps she should excuse the world if it has trouble believing she didn't instantly think a black man in a truck wasn't a grapey morderer out to do unspeakable things to her and her children, simply because he was existing in her 'exclusive neighborhood'.

Maybe leave the 'be kind' proselytizing to folks who actually practice it themselves, hon.

As wildfires began raging through southern California Renee Noe, 'model, runner, wife & follower of Christ', posted yesterday on TikTok a giggling video expressing her wish that those darn winds would 'take a break'.

The Duggar-haired and Chanel draped influencer dropped the news on her gram stories.

I'm sure she could find a nice two loo restaurant in Los Angeles, or just go back to her hotel if she's so offended. Or ya know, just stay in whatever conservative Christian bubble she came from. That's an option.