Top secret superspy Rolls Royce Revenge attended the Tardsandtaints Ball last night. So....how was it? Meh. So I attended. It really wasn’t any worse than any party at Marquee. Marquee, for those not in New York, is a nightclub designed to remind you why you stopped going to nightclubs: too-low lighting, too-loud music, trashy decor, small, cramped rooms, uncomfortable seating, expensive service and tacky drinks. It’s normally filled up with post-Thursday-Chelsea-art-gallery-crawl escapees, entry-level account executives for toilet paper PR firms and girls from Hoboken who wish they were someplace else. If you told me the Webuturd crowd was actually the...

So I've been putting off commenting on this mess called Jen Whatsername's hair for a while now. I guess I keep hoping she will figure out where split ends come from and either invest in some Pro-Mend or go get a dang trim already. Since it seems (between using her special blender to make baby food and playing dress up in too short clothing) she hasn't had time to do the google and figure out why her hair looks like it has a beaver living in it, I thought GOMIBLOG could help her out. BUY SOME DAMN CONDITIONER AND TRIM...

NieNie, best mom ever, enjoyed a fun-filled ice walking frolic with her children recently. Normally they shuffle out onto Utah Lake and behold God's majesty in a "mystical and calm" manner. Not this time! This trip however, was a little less calm since Oliver slipped through the ice into water about 100 feet from the shoreline. We all freaked out for about 20 seconds, and then began laughing hysterically. It certainly cut our playtime short since he was frozen to his waist. Not that I can complain.  I was freezing. She says they were all in their pajamas and "so not really prepared...

Audrey Peters, human cartoon, has basically confirmed how 'creators' get free crap - tag and whine.

Jenna Cole, caring mother, spent Mother's Day giving her children their 'weekly bath'. Yes, just like they did in the days before running water Jenna washes her children only once a week. And how's that working out? You read correctly - her son's friend at school told him he stank. When commenters pointed out that maybe it's time to scrub her stinker more often no matter the time of year, Jenna simply told them they need to read a book on the "history of bathing". Asked why she only washes her kids once a week in the first place, Jenna...

Kayla, baby producing half of the infamous homeless by choice parents Kayla and Checkers, has been spending the last  year posting to her tumblr about how pointless college is and how society and the Man and bro puff puff give. I guess after social services takes one of the kids away and won't return her until you stop living in your car, you take a hint and rent a roof because she and Checkers have also apparently been living in a house and on the dole with her two babies. Everything seemed fine as of Saturday, with Kayla productively bettering...

Joanna Goddard, the whitest most aspirational French-ish Brooklyn mom ever, wants to tell you about the "behind the scenes" realness problems she faces. (more…)

Abi Ayres will delay calling 911 during a main gas line fire in order to film it for her followers.