What I Wore finally squirked the Mini Messica she always wanted, and now that she's "processed" it she would like to  sharebrag the "emotionally healing experience". (more…)

Jordan Reid, self-titled 'chic mom', has been in taped-down-snooze-button mode for about year. Now it seems she's finally doing something about it - announcing her second pregnancy via extremely odd youtube video, where she informs us that doctor's visits are 'the worst'. She's apparently a couple months along now, and already whining about omg two kids under three while her husband is living in another state attending business school omg already frazzled you guys. Which, ya know, is stuff most people think about beforehand but since Jordan can't even figure out how door locks work, I'm not sure how up...

Christina Najjar either only has one set of sheets, doesn't know how to do laundry, or is a nasty dirty filthmonster who will spill food all over her sheets and then sleep in them.

Sunshine Mary, "a concealed-carry kind of a girl", is taking a stand against colleges creating a "rape culture" - but not in the way you might think: Sexual assault centers and programs have only increased in visibility and campus involvement in the years since I’ve been out of college.  And oddly, according to them, campuses are even rapey-er than ever before.  They say there is an entire rape culture on campus. I don’t believe it, though. According to Mary there's not really that much rape happening on college campuses. Apparently it's mostly just drunk girls feeling bad about boozey sex, and being tricked...

A card posted for PostSecret's "Sunday Secrets" has internet detectives trying to discover the provenance of the secret. The card, which says "I said she dumped me, but really I dumped her (body)" seems to imply the writer is confessing to a murder, complete with aerial map. PostSecret fans are already urging the webmaster to contact the police and chiding him for posting such a thing without investigating it. Since the internets will no doubt discover the location of the map, the sender, and have a redditor out there with a shovel sometime before dawn on Monday I'm sure we will know soon...

Neely, the most special snowflake to ever go unjustly ignored in the blizzard of blogland, has apparently spent the past week slamming her wedding photographer all over creation. Taking her 'story' straight to NBC, Neelykins got herself interviewed for that thar real teevee. Though the photographer, Andrea Polito, responded to requests from NBC describing the situation and offering proof in her defense, media outlets around the country went with the "wronged bride" angle. This of course caused thousands of people to pile on Andrea as some kind of wedding dream destroyer - even taking to her Yelp page to post...

Sanctomommies are pulling out their opinions in preparation for the greatest internet debate since whatever the last debate was about. It seems Rebecca Eckler is "ditching" her 10 week old son for six days in order to "lie around, read, visit the spa, and eat a lot of guacamole". Rebecca, from the heights of her superiority, huffs "I really don’t understand women who can’t or won’t leave their babies behind for a night, if they have trustworthy help". And just to make sure we know she's not leaving the baby with a bowl of water and a newspaper while shouting...

After a whirlwind Ignore Your Dog tour that wrapped up in a five day festival of awkward fondling with Hipster Lawyer, Julia Allison is home.  Does she take a week off to re-bond with her dog? Spend some time with her friends (LOL) catching up? Do her laundry? Of course not! She faced her expiration date and immediately setup husband option number 2: Preparing for my second date with Prom King, who, despite being 100% Jewish, is taking me on a NYC Christmas Extravaganza Date tonight. HA 10 minutes ago from web Yes Julia keeps her husband prospects on rotation...