Carly Riordan, was pregnant, is no longer pregnant. In the usual manner of successful reproductive finales she has produced a baby.

Amber Dawn Orton found time to take her newborn out to a restaurant for dinner - in the middle of a Covid surge in one of the surge-iest areas of the country.

Anti-vaxxer and conspiracy theory queen Jodie Meschuk is on a mission to prove germs - including Covid - aren't a big deal. And to show all you sheeple how right she is, she is going around licking things in your local grocery stores to spread germs and help your immune system.

Erin and Katrina, hosts of the girlgangz7733 podcast 'Allegedly', may be facing some future problems with their podcast branding.

Courtney Shields, jewelry mogul, announced her engagement less than 90 days ago by saying 'when you know, you know'. It seems she no longer knows.

Start training your panty throwing arm now, ladies: Bob has announced his 'FIRST EVER LIVE CONCERT PLUS MEET & GREET'.

Jenna Cole, obsessed with sex, is notorious for having no problem with her children's nude photos being sexualized. Well now she wants you to know she doesn't care how those photos are used.

Richard Carmack, the ex-husband of Freckled Fox, finally understands why his marriage collapsed: he just gives too much.

Erin ______, aka girlgangz773, has been attempting to forge a full-time job out of screaming about the same five things influencers do. Now they're calling HER out - and she wants your help to make them stop.

Rachel Hollis, not relatable, has finally announced ticket sales are open for her RISE Women's Weekend. And what is the perfectly reasonable price to 'take full ownership of your life and the woman you want to become'?

Laura Beverlin, wife of Marky, The Last Of His Name, continues to inspire the world with her productivity. After returning from her latest vacation she took time out of her hectic day to respond to a follower's question about her morning routine.

Lauren Dubois, doesn't understand why people side eye her, took her child to a family funeral. In the grand tradition of internet moms exploiting both death and children, Lauren decided to record her golden curled toddler loitering in the church aisles as her grandfather's corpse was eulogized.

Shannon Bird, lets her kids do whippits, has decided to allow her children to ingest what appeared to be a tube of lip gloss.

Robbie Tripp, just, why, revealed today that he basically has some kind of personal combined FBI/Reddit task force ready to prosecute his internet haters.

Shan Tripp, tactful, spent the morning posting to instagram about her workout routine. Afterwards, she casually shared a clearly curated photoshoot starring her holding the hand of Indy Llew, her friend's daughter, as she took her final breaths.

Arielle Charnas, totally eats cheeseburgers, has returned from her Covid exile in the Hamptons and Flordia to give birth in New York City. A few hours ago her third daughter squirted forth and was promptly named...after her mother's business.

Jenna Cole, 'impervious to shame', is 'super' stressed about the world returning to normal and is 'missing' the lockdown life.

Robbie Tripp, the famethirsty husband of Sassy Red Lipstick, has apparently given up trying to be a celebrity on merit alone.In defiance of all known Instagram rules he is now straight up offering people money to like and promote him.

Courtney Shields, influencer/singer/jewelry designer, launched her jewelry line today. After months of hype and promises of greatness shoppers are getting nothing but technical issues and a giggling Courtney telling them they're 'working' on it.

Danielle Bernstein, wealthy, has decided to embrace yet another way to make money - she has started a We Wore What Patreon.