Courtney Shields, who wants to marry a millionaire, has bagged herself a second husband. Less than 11 months after announcing she was ending her first marriage, Coco's much younger boyfriend whisked her away to a balcony apparently overlooking the romantic...Brooklyn warehouse district? to offer her a ring.

Amber Massey, family blogger and momfluencer, was apparently charged and released on Monday for 'Adult Class C Family Violence'.

Emily Ann Gemma, already raising fantastic kids, has been out shopping in Dallas with her father for the past two days. But a few hours ago her friend Chase posted a try on pic of her in a very strange pose.

Sivan Ayla, great mom, is apparently having nightly battles deciding which child to sleep with. Last night she chose her toddler daughter who was 'perfect'. Unfortunately someone decided to, according to Sivan, be a 'stupid slut' and wake her up at 6:30 am.

Swiping Up, fighting 'the stigma' of being called mean girls, is trying to dig out of yet more self-created problems. It seems their 'positive space' brand tried to grab some snark street cred by ripping into a gramthirsty who dared to finally block them after they repeatedly went after her - and tagged her each time.

Emily Ann Gemma, instagram's version of the uncanny valley, shared an endearing story of her daughter this afternoon.

Kate Bryan, birthday boss, took to the gram to explain to everyone how she works super hard. Next to a photo of herself lounging next to perfectly curated flowers, K8_smallthings opined that she feels like she never has enough time to 'get it all done'.

Brooke Carrie Hill, of NoteBrooke, is reaching out to followers for information on how to jump the line and get her COVID vaccine without having to make an appointment and wait.

Happy Friday, hams! As you may have heard, Naomi Davis, of Love Taza, had her book drop on Tuesday. Obviously this called for a Book Club because I choose to be a miserable person who does things she hates for the good of her community.

Rachel Hollis, needs a better 'team', has posted an attempt to excuse her incredibly offputting privilege brag video. Unfortunately her 'apology' came off as another example of her just not getting it.

Rachel Hollis, who has built an entire career on selling herself as the queen of relatable real-girl advice, has apparently decided she is done with all that.

Blair Koenig, of STFUParents fame, blew up big, got a book deal* , then slowly faded off the internet after getting married. I've occasionally wondered whatever happened to her. Well, I guess this is why: in 2018 she quietly became a parent herself. (more…)

Sarah Tripp, of Sassy Red Lipstick, and her husband Robbie Tripp, of female objectification anthems, have dumped their 'desert oasis' to secretly move to Las Vegas.

Richard Carmack, the ex-Mr. Freckled Fox, is ready to find a new career.

The Frugal Texan, shanty dweller, is tired of dealing with her neighbor's dogs being all up in her yard. Thankfully she knows of a perfectly civil solution. She took to instagram stories to explain that shooting the pets of her surrounding community is totally normal in Texas. (more…)

Courtney Shields, totally famous, wants you to know Courtney Shields is famous. So very famous in fact that people recognise her even when she's just like, by her car and approach her.

Cupcakes and Cashmere, you're all so mean to them, has announced they'll be removing comments from the blog entirely. (more…)

Barely a year after burying the baby she found 'not breathing' after a nap, Brittani Boren Leach, Oscar-worthy drycryer, is posting on gram stories about attempting to leave her replacement baby alone in her bed. (more…)

The Swiping Up brand, originally a snarky call-out instagram account that somehow turned into an influencer ass kissing podcast, is apparently imploding. After founding partner Ester Lewis informed the other two she would be leaving the group, a statement was issued - and almost immediately the remaining members began stirring up drama. (more…)

Carly Riordan, most boring woman alive, has finally confirmed she is pregnant in the most boring way possible - the standard issue couple-holding-sonogram picture on instagram. (more…)