Kate Bryan, we only see a small glimpse, celebrated the birthday of her son with a sumptuous celebration to mark the day of his birth. Oh wait, no she didn't. She gave him one sad balloon and a cheap banner. (more…)

Leandra Medine, had a website for 10 years, is apparently bored out of her mind without a blog empire to run. She's blowing up instagram with nonstop stories and posts - and judging by her content, vagina is the new black. (more…)

John Sharp-Collett, baby daddy of Katrina Paterson's younger daughter, has taken to social media in an effort to get his ex to give him their little girl.   (more…)

Hanukkah begins this evening, kicking off my week of celebrating a miracle while avoiding cheap foil wrapped chocolates, and I don't know about you but I'm feeling unkempt and unattractive after the year we've had. Not that there are a lot of reasons to look my usual party season best with most public social life in NYC at a standstill - my 'best' meaning trying to hide a neverending 'holiday signature cocktail' hangover (why does every holiday party require a signature cocktail, just serve normal drinks ffs) under two pounds of slap and a hefty dose of Visine. Not so for influencers! They must...

Robbie Tripp, Christmas ruiner, has posted his latest egobomb screed. Confidently proclaiming that we will all one day be working for him, he wants to hammer home his unfathomable belief that music is what he was 'born to do'. (more…)

Rach Parcell and Emily Jackson, of the never-happened reality show Skalla Girls, are helping put the 'LOL' back in Lolidays. They had a date night this weekend and their outfits are everything you didn't know you needed in order to style up your holiday season rona romance trips to Olive Garden. (more…)

Shannon Bird, of the drooping boob GoFundMe, is still talking about her boobs. After removing her fundraiser she apparently still feels the need to prove she actually, really, super truly needed thousands of free dollars because her boob is "7 inches" lower than the other one. (more…)

Kate Bryan, size medium yogurt genius, shared a story today that is so real it will make you feel totally related to. Apparently her Christmas light stylist installed cool lights instead of warm - and her ever-tolerant husband had to correct the issue himself. (more…)

Arielle Charnas, something Miami, has finally confirmed what GOMIers have known for over a month: she's pregnant. (more…)

Olivia White, self-confident or something from House of White, recently announced she had 'created' a product 'to inspire all women to celebrate themselves'. The problem seems to be that her creation she created to inspire was actually already created by someone else and sold at about half a dozen uninspiring deep discount websites. (more…)

Emily Meyers, the Freckled Fox, has removed her replacement husband's last name from her social media. (more…)

Shannon Bird, yes the idiot who called 911 asking for baby formula, is back again with another great idea. Apparently she has started a GoFundMe - the purpose of which is to cover the cost of her breasts being 'reconstructed, a lift, and reduction'. (more…)

Naomi Davis, the Love Taza blogger formerly of New York City, seems to be rebranding as a 'suburban farmer'. In her continuing effort to make everyone forget about that whole 'fleeing the city five minutes after lockdown began' mess she has now acquired the ultimate farm animal - a yard cow. (more…)

Leandra Cohen, founder of Repeller (fka Man Repeller), finally posted a notice regarding the closure of the site. Days after weakly blaming the economy in statements to news outlets, she has confirmed the shut down on Repeller. (more…)

Sarah Tripp, the totally average sized woman of SassyRedLipstick, is decorating porch pumpkins for the pagan end-of-harvest holiday that has somehow evolved into candy and slutty outfits with animal ears. And how has this beacon of class and sophistication decided to decorate? In the most blatantly tacky way possible, of course. (more…)

Man Repeller, recently rebranded to simply Repeller, is apparently closing down after ten years. According to BoF, 'Founder Leandra Medine Cohen confirmed the publication is ending operations and offering employees severance pay.' (more…)

Emily Meyers Carmack, the Freckled Fox who just moved six months ago, is moving again. The totally natural redhead has announced she and her replacement husband - along with six children - will soon be living in an RV. (more…)

Natalie Mason, of the taped in blonde hair, turned to the fallback content generator of the gram thirsties - a Q & A. One follower who clearly hates eating asked if ole Natty had ever considered styling food. She responded with a list of her dream jobs. (more…)

Amber Venz Box, the creator of everyone's favorite instagram affliiate link program, produced her fourth child the other day. She has now announced the name of her new son and it's just as 'Huh?' as you'd expect. (more…)

Katie Bower, shower selfie-er, had a mini-meltdown over someone unfollowing her on instagram. She quickly took to her stories to ask her fanpoodles the appropriate response to such an injustice. (more…)