Dave Hollis, divorced like 15 seconds ago, has evidently already found himself a replacement blonde. Less than an hour ago he posted a flowery Valentine's Day announcement of his new relationship with Heidi Powell. (more…)

Less than two weeks after being called out for reposting content from another blog, Cupcakes and Cashmere CEO Emily Schuman is back at it again. Yesterday afternoon she posted a winged eyeliner 'hack' originally posted by another account - without giving credit. (more…)

Kate Bryan, the Christmas complicator who flogs swipe-ups as k8_smallthings, went to the doctor this morning. She was shocked to receive a diagnosis that leaves many adults baffled and wondering 'could I have done something to prevent this?' (more…)

Danielle Bernstein, we snore what, is crying on instagram. After yet another controversy about her business methods blasted all over the intartubes, everyone's favorite weeper took to the platform to show how upset she was.

Richard Carmack, gun toting replacement husband of The Freckled Fox, just announced on his instagram stories that the two are indeed divorcing.

Emily Schuman, girl boss, has posted her weekly contribution to her media empire, Cupcakes and Cashmere. Is it some profound original content worth waiting for during these long empty hours of continued lockdown? Of course not. It's just some copypasta crap from another lifestyle website. (more…)

Emma Chapman, of A Beautiful Mess, has revealed she is pregnant. The announcement comes just four months after she and her husband Trey decided to separate. (more…)

Richard Carmack, replacement husband of Freckled Fox, took to instagram today to add confirmation to his wife's announcement of their separation. (more…)

Just Brandi, totally married no matter what you say, has decided to build a community on Telegram. For those who don't know Telegram is the new place for the organizers of 'militia marches' and 'white nationalism'.

Leila Stead, formerly known as 'Single Mum Diaries', has finally announced her departure from the influencer scene.

Kate Bryan, good at party planning, spent the Day of Unrest in America agitating for a cause that cause that could change our country for the better: humane treatment for apples. (more…)

Shay Shull, funeral laugher, shared her 2021 goals yesterday. Her personal Everests include such daunting challenges as not doing laundry during her 'work day', making more gluten-free desserts, and being 'more present'. But her final resolution has to be one of the strangest ever seen: she's going to 'make' her neighbors socialize with her. (more…)

Natalie Mason, of Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers, has announced her intention to make a bold change in 2021. Rather than continue styling her fried hair in its usual sad lankness, she has resolved to bravely try new hairstyles this year. (more…)

Just hours after GOMIBLOG posted about the total weirdness happening in Freckled Fox land, Emily Meyers No Longer Carmack posted that she and her replacement husband have 'decided to live separately going forward'. (more…)

A little over a month after Emily, of Freckled Fox fame, changed her last name on instagram back to her previous husband's, a new post by her current husband has begun to raise questions about the state of their union. (more…)

Merry Influencer Christmas, goys! Since my obligation and interest in the holiday season thankfully ended a week ago I've had plenty of time to sit in the snow drinking outside my favorite NYC bars (gotta do my part for the economy) and stare out of my window at the vista of Christmas trees and decor in my neighbors' windows. Hey, it's not weird if you don't try to hide your binoculars! I also took some time to check out blogger Christmas decor posts. In the past I've found blogger Christmas posts either boring, overly twee (and boring), or just downright odd....

Ah, Christmas. A time to reflect on our blessings. To share what we have with those less fortunate. To bestow gifts on every person we have ever met no matter how well we know their tastes or needs. And, of course, to compete with total strangers on social media to see who can pull off that year's holiday picture trend the best. Enter the 'hairbows and tree' pose. (more…)

Shannon Bird, exception to all known laws of Darwin, spent today explaining why the whip cream comes out of her cans as a milky sludge. Apparently it's because Shannon lets her kids use them for whippits first. (more…)

Emily Gemma, has a Christmas tree in her closet, posted to her emilyanngemma gram about the Christmas tree in her closet. Obviously her comments immediately filled up with a bunch of OMG HASHTAG GOALZ horsecrap. But one comment - evidently from a teacher - wistfully remarked that her closet seems 'bigger' than their 'whole house'. The Giant Weave Formerly Known As Emily responded in her usual gracious and empathetic manner. (more…)

Kaitlyn Neuendorf, of thelocallocale, decided instagram in 2020 was the perfect place and time to ask the same question every privileged heteronormative hipster nuclear family white lady has asked since the first basic bortch created a Livejournal account. (more…)