Carly Heitlinger, née Heitlinger, has sped to the altar. Only three months after becoming engaged she had her dream wedding in some backyard in New Jersey - just like all those top drawer New England preps do, you know. (more…)

Rachel Parcell, tactful, displayed her sensitivity to the situation of the world by giving the internet exactly what this moment in history demands: a private party where her family and friends could try on enormous diamonds. (more…)

Kate Bryan, necklaces, has taken rona era influencing to its absolute apex with a yogurt tip that will truly change your life. Even her husband was astounded. (more…)

Jenna Cole, ever nude, is preparing for the arrival of yet another au pair. She's spending her last few days solo doing what Jenna loves to do - be as naked as possible as often as possible, and telling everyone about it. But it seems it's not enough for Jenna to get her naked wiggles out before other people join the household. She wants to know if it's ok to invite the incoming nanny to join her in her nudity. (more…)

Brittani Boren Leach, tear challenged, completed another round of drycrying yesterday which not only got her another sympathy post on People.com, it filled up her inbox with 'soooo many messages' of support. (more…)

Dave Hollis, who just weeks ago claimed his marriage to Rachel Hollis had 'run its course', has now shared his version of how the end came. (more…)

Love Taza's Naomi Davis, the former 'New Yorker' who fled the epicenter at the height of the crisis, has revealed she and her derplord husband have purchased a home in Arizona. (more…)

After a monthlong absence that had the internet hoping she'd finally GOMI'd, Naomi Davis of Love Taza decided to pop up and remind everyone to be nice. And it seems such a message could only be delivered from her power position - lounging on cement with her kids. (more…)

Emilyanngemma, the eye spider queen of Oklahoma, finally got to see her Arizonan hair extension lady today. (more…)

Carly A. Heitlinger, the prepster, got a ring at last. She posted on instagram last night with her ring front and center, grinning like a woman who wasn't at all consumed with locking down her man. (more…)

Courtney Shields, 'self-proclaimed pro at finding the silver-lining', has announced she will be joining the post-rona breakup brigade. In a series of joint instagram stories she and her husband finally revealed what GOMI detectives have known for months - their marriage is over. (more…)

Julia Berolzheimer, aka @juliahengel, has announced the end of her 2 1/2 year old clothing line Gal Meets Glam. Julia went on to detail how the 'decision to end the collection comes consciously' due to a 'lengthy disagreement' between her brand and its business partner. (more…)

Jenna Cole, wants her children to be absolutely nude, has posted yet another nude photo of her children. And apparently if it offends you, you are maniacal and puritanical. (more…)

Rachel Hollis, created a personal brand out of telling other women how to have a great marriage, has announced she and her husband have split. (more…)

Caitlin Covington, with the good hair, updated the world Sunday night on how she's spent the past week of nationwide protests and demonstrations in support of Black Lives Matter. (more…)

Jen Gotch, the longtime chief sh*tshow officer of twee factory ban.do, has announced she is stepping down from her high level position. Seemingly in an effort to end days of instagram scandal around her Black Lives Matter self-centering, she says she is taking a 'leave of absence' in order to 'give the team a chance to learn, grow, and heal'. (more…)

At the peak of the George Floyd protests Heather Armstrong, still dooce-ing after all these years, has announced she is 'a white woman in Utah who can remove herself from all media content that causes her anxiety to explode'. She then explained that she is being 'silent' about current events in order to 'stay alive' in the face of mean internet comments. (more…)

Arielle Charnas, really growing as a person, is facing another gram scandal. Just when you thought it couldn't get more soap opera-ish, some florist in the Hamptons took to social media to accuse Arielle of not paying for some Mother's Day flowers. And it only got better when Arielle tried to respond. (more…)

Naomi Davis, of the Fleeing Tazas, has informed the world that she and her Love Taza family will not be returning to New York City. After a midnight run out of the city at the height of the rona pandemic she and her little family have decided to settle in Arizona. (more…)

Brittani Leach, apparently fully recovered from the burial of her baby in January, has announced she is already 2 months pregnant with a replacement baby. (more…)