Naomi Davis, just a little ole mom at Love Taza, is back posting on instagram following her family's disastrous flight from The Epicenter. At first it was a slow drip of a few baby shield pics, probably to judge public reception. Now they've finally gone from pandemic pariahs to tone deaf family for hire. (more…)

Arielle Charnas, super sorry she took her rona party to the Hamps, has decided to creep back onto the gram. In her first post in three weeks something skinny reappeared symbolically hiding behind her children while thanking everyone for letting her 'take time to reflect and be with my family'. (more…)

Meghan, calls herself skinny, has posted a delightful instagram story video of herself attempting to do squats or something. Unfortunately as soon as Skinny Meg picked up the weight her bladder decided to drop ballast all over her legs and the floor. Rather than clean up the mess she decided to share the real-time splurtage with her 85k followers. (more…)

Amazon, the company hundreds of thousands of influencers and wannabes rely on for instagram story 'swipe up' income, rolled out new payment percentages today. The new rates lower affiliate link payouts by up to 80% in some categories. (more…)

Leslie Stephens, human howitzer of blogging banality, is somehow still filling up Cupcakes & Cashmere with content so bland even manilla envelopes are bored. Also bored - the more than 20 million Americans forced into unemployment who have nothing better to do than consume everything on the internet, and all the time in the world to form opinions about what they consume. Apparently, Leslie doesn't like some of those opinions. (more…)

Jenna Cole, living nudely, has spent years gassing on about self-definition and patriarchal expectations of female selfhood. Obviously she would be the ideal to raise a young girl into a woman who is comfortable knowing she controls access to her body, right? HONK, WRONG. No matter how her daughter feels about nudity Jenna will evidently get her into the hot tub naked with her equally naked brother and mom so she can take pictures of the moment. (more…)

Richard Carmack, the replacement husband of Freckled Fox, posted a bizarre public facebook plea looking for a place to live. (more…)

Shannon Bird, stay at home mom of birdalamode fame, is 'loving' being home with her kids thanks to the country being shutdown indefinitely. In fact, she is joyfully treating the mandated lockdowns as 'the maternity leave we never took'. (more…)

As we move toward the end of the first month of lockdown, some bloggers are fleeing. Others are hanging out at home valiantly trying to do 'business as usual'. Still more seem to be slowly unraveling as they contemplate the next half a year without effortless 5-figure-a-month incomes and endless freebies. In the spirit of documenting their coping mechanisms, here are a few highlights from this week of bloggers in lockdown. (more…)

Arielle Charnas, the hashtag girl boss behind Something Navy, has been getting slammed for taking off to the Hamptons not long after claiming she tested positive for the coronavirus causing COVID-19. Well today she 'cried' into her instagram stories and told the world 'we're not bad people'. (more…)

Liz Adams, the Hello Adams Family blogger, was the latest influen-zer to screech out of town in an effort to find a more comfortable way to social distance. Instead, after fleeing from Chicago to a vacation home in Wisconsin, what she found was a lot of angry commenters. (more…)

Jordan Page, another over-breeding blogger, has decided to follow the lead of other influencers and try to escape the coronavirus. Packing up her family, which included few-weeks-old newborn twins, she headed off to her 'lodge' - and almost immediately one of her babies began having breathing problems. (more…)

Following in Love Taza's panic-filled footsteps, Inspiralized blogger Ali Maffuci has packed up her family to drive from Jersey City to Florida in some misguided attempt to escape the tri-state coronapocolypse. (more…)

Naomi Davis, the open-mouthed 'mama' behind Love Taza, has decided to escape NYC amid increasing restrictions on personal freedom. Just hours after complaining about being stuck inside her apartment with her 5 kids she announced she'd packed her family into an RV and fled west in the night. (more…)

Naomi Davis, can produce children, has shared her parent survival tips while New York City slowly withers under lockdown. Apparently instead of saying 'screw it' and taking their little germ factories to the park and picking up some takeaway like the rest of NYC is doing, her solution is to lock herself in the bathtub and make ridiculously forced instagram content. (more…)

Kassady Bingham, ignorer of her child's right to some measure of medical privacy, has spent the past three days playing with her baby son's corpse. After a post-mortem hospital photoshoot and a visit to the morgue to fondle his frozen remains, she has posted her latest visit to the funeral home to cuddle her baby's dead body. (more…)

Kassady Bingham, 'boy mom', has spent the past year posting dignity-denying instagram photos of her baby as he fought cancer. It seems that poor child can have some privacy at last - after a final  photoshoot, of course. (more…)

Brittani Boren, the youtuber/instamom who made social media lemonade out of the death of her baby, seems to be getting back to living her life. In her latest round of perfectly coifed, made up, and softly filtered instastory sitting-in-the-car chats she informed us she had a 'kid free' evening and was going to a concert. (more…)

Shannon Bird, the Birdalamode blogging mother of five, is apparently switching off breastfeeding. Unfortunately she ran out of formula at 2am. Rather than pack the kids in the car to get more she called emergency 911 services to bring her some. (more…)

Caycee Hewitt, swipe up queen of the gram, is currently birthing her third child. But that won't stop her from trying to make that sweet sweet affiliate cash. (more…)