Michael Arrington, leading cause of acid reflux on the internets and hater of free speech, is learning to cope with people saying things he doesn’t like.

oh. my. “Somehow Michael Arrington got some sand in his vagina over this Google Voice thing” http://bit.ly/Ndcjgabout 24 hours ago from Seesmic

i remember the days when i had a thin skin and things like “sand in his vagina” would have pissed me off. now i forward it 2 my parentsabout 24 hours ago from Seesmic

Either Arri grew a sense of humor (unlikely), or he’s kinda high (who knows). Perhaps the paint has dried and he is now able to safely walk out of that corner called I Decide What You Should Say On Tubes.

Or, he got laid.

Robert Scoble, aka Scobelizer, the Scobester, El Scobarino, Scobemeister, Scobedizzle, did the logical thing when confused by google’s logo – he went to twitter!

http://www.google.com has an interesting barcode for a logo.about 11 hours ago from web

[October 7th is when the patent for barcodes was issued.] Thanks @StevenWallingabout 10 hours ago from web

Well duh. When google has some weird logo up, do you click on it to see what they are marking today? Poop to the no, people, hole to the no. You go to twitter and crowdsource it. This is how all learning will take place In The Future.

It seems the wandering webturds are being allowed back in America (write your Congressman). Mary Mermaid swam off a plane in Houston yesterday. Now it seems Kevin “Mothafuxin Excitement” Rose is on his way back to the land of you money:

Last night in London, back home tomorrow! about 24 hours ago from Tweetie

Now taking bets on what stupid “Yay I’m home” pic he’ll post from the airport. Will it be:

1. a pic looking out the plane window, “Just landed”
2. luggage feed, “Taking so long”
3. pic of a cinnabon and “I love this country”

Obviously he will be wearing girl’s jeans, beat up chucks, a tshirt with a picture of Colgate or something on it, and a slanket. IRONY!

Last I heard Loddy was in Melbourne or something. 6 days ago he posts this:

“Any U/18s looking to party?” #Melbourne

And then either attempted to walk into Mordor or was stabbed by Mick Dundee on his walkabout, because it’s been radio silence for a week. What the hole, Loddy? There better be some epic posting coming up from you, because your blog is turning out to be as active as Sarah Lacy’s.

“thatgirlallison”, useless person none of you care about, is opening up a new world for this blog:

OMG.  I’m over teacup puppies, I want a Micro Pig.

The possibilities are endless, but let’s just start with “I always heard pets start to resemble their owners!” Wocka wocka!

As I always say, a cleanse is not truly “cleansing” unless you have a colonic to flush out your system.

So, last week, during my cleanse, I experienced a new type of colonic with the Libbe machine that was….a more pleasant experience, if you wil,l so I thought you might be interested to see how easy this beneficial treatment can be.

Mary Rambin really likes to talk about having her o ring rinsed. The problem is, I don’t really like hearing about it. Aside from my doubts that any human produced in the last 500,000 years of evolution requires a jet of water up their ass, it’s just plain effing gross, Mary.

Look, we got it. You are one spinach leaf away from anorexia, and you think your body is dirty. You really don’t need to share these issues with us, ok? Can someone please explain why people think the internet is their psychiatrist/nutrionist/gynocologist?

OMGBEARS McCarthy is at that age where people start getting married (37 years old? I don’t know) and according to her, one of her couplefriends  is totally ed:

Lots of my univ. classmates are getting hitched these days, but one I just heard about is first to make me say, “Oh, snap, that won’t last.”about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck

If this sounds like you run, don’t walk, up to Carobears and high fiver her on her twitterside for saving you a costly divorce.