Sarah Lacy, the insanely hot Silicon Valley girl with just no right to look THIS GOOD at 45 years old (roughly), needs you people to understand how much it sucks to lose a trainer:

Last session with my pilates trainer of two years before she moves to denver. Boooooooooooo!12:38 PM Sep 26th from txt

Ok I don’t know how any trainer could move away from the chance to sculpt one of the sexiest humans currently talking about internet stuff. And what about Sarah? I hope she can find a new pilates person and keep that gorgeous frame taut and supple with the lean muscle mass and flexibility she is known all over the internet for. Good luck!

This picture is cute, except my bag is HUGE.  My new skin-care regimen to help my skin look less shinny is working though, right?  Mark my (well, Nick’s actually) words, the face on the left is going to be a meme soon.

“thatgirlallison“, in her relentless quest to prove to you and others that she is in fact an important and famous part of the NYC social scene, has added yet another Nick McGlynn picture of herself to her blog. Look, that’s awesome but seriously, wtf is “random night out”? These idiots act like Anna Wintour sent the Finest Photographer to snap their social awesomeness for permanent documention or something. It’s some dude taking pics of people going to bars. Am I missing something?

omfghessoooohot Lodwick (you’re welcome, Jacy) was having a bad week a few days ago. Yeah, I know it was 4 days ago. I don’t read his Crap every day and fap myself like you hipster junior whores do, so you’ll get your Loddy news when I feel like it.

Anyway.

Last week was a little rough. My woman is out of the country for 5 weeks, which throws off my routine in general, especially socially. So I end up going out a lot more, and going out means drinking. I can limit myself to one or two, but still, I don’t particularly enjoy seeing all those red marks. I also finished the Odwick project on Wednesday, and really haven’t known what to do with myself for the past few days.

*sigh* I would guess the solution is another project of some sort? But I’m not an artistic creative person, so I’m going with Pictures of Cats on a Livejournal. You’re welcome.

That Scobie Person is patting Michael Arrington on the back for controlling what you’re allowed to say on teh intarwebs:

.@arrington did you do something? The quality of comments on TechCrunch has gone up lately. So has speed of site.11:39 PM Sep 23rd from web

@Scobleizer lots of heavy moderation of comments. manual labor. thank rackspace for the speed.12:46 AM Sep 24th from web in reply to Scobleizer

YAY US! WE CONTROL YOUR WORDTHOUGHTS! Bitch please. You could give a keyboard to a raccoon and the quality of comments would go up on TC, folks. The “quality” hasn’t gone up, the toleration of dissent has gone down. Thank Arri for the censor skills.

Mary Rambin, former third of NonSociety and former uterus shaped purse designer, wants to share something: she feels like a woman.

According to Mary, feeling like a woman includes such things as:

• Being worried about being 27 and single, because 30 is coming up fast and how will she find a man then?
• Being confused about how the social scene in LA is “younger”.
• Having the “weight of the world” on your shoulders.

Well dang. Apparently, being a woman: Alice is doing it wrong!

Megatits McCain makes an appearance in a new Michael Moore film about political stuff and things and economy and change and snore whatever. Mega’s not worried about sounding stupid, though! She is worried about the entire reason anyone pretends to read her blog:

I understand I make a cameo in Michael Moores new movie, the only thing I’m concerned about is how my hair looksabout 17 hours ago from txt

That’s right, looks first! Even to simply visit Dad, she understands that women are only respected as long as they look good.

going over to visit my dad at the capital in an hour, i should really put on some lipgloss but your girl is worn out from the speech ystrdayabout 24 hours ago from web

Dang republican dads are HARSH. I don’t think I’ve ever gone to hang out with my pop and thought “You know, I need some LIPGLOSS!” Who wants to look cute for their dumb dad?

Mary Rambin, dispenser of nutrition and exercise advice, clearly doesn’t have an eating disorder: