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Internets After her idol Julia Allison posted a series of self-pitying entries, ole Allison there obviously had to do the same: As you all know by now, Julia Allison has dyed her previously Tropicana locks a flat black colour. Kevin Rose, close friend of Julia, marked the occasion with a celebratory video link: kevinroseI ask one thing of you, click this link: http://bit.ly/3mOKGc #horseman #nightmares1 minute ago from Tweetie Ok, maybe it’s not for Julia. But it would be hilarious if it were.
Michael Arrington, the person who pays Paul Carr to be Paul Carr, found more haterz in his soup today: …and the haters are out in force leaving comments on google sidewiki. what has it been, three hours since it launched?about 2 hours ago from web Google Sidewiki is probably Arri’s worse nightmare – a place where people can say things not previously approved by him! When will we be able, as a civilization, to move forward and let Mike Decide what we can say? I really don’t know what the internet is coming to when websites allow people to just go ’round, bein’ sarcastic and rude, calling each other ****** and ****. You haterz, you’ll pay. YOU’LL ALL PAY. Shira Lazar, …you know, I don’t know who or what she is. Anyway, I DO know that the apocolypse begins where her Michelin’s integrity ends, as evinced by her recent tweets: my tire went flat on my way home- waiting for tow truck 🙁 wtf!about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck I just seem to have bad car karma. Either I need a driver or need to just get rid of my car and move somewhere without one!about 10 hours ago from TwitterBerry Dealing with post car tire drama! Fun in the sun!about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry @digijeff my tire blew last nite! I’m at the dealership right now :(36 minutes ago from TwitterBerry As much as I’m frustrated with my car- things can be much worse. always look on the bright side of life!30 minutes ago from TwitterBerry This is a perfect case of a Sign of the Endtimes. When even Smokin Shira can have bad things happen then surely there be no hope for thee. At least she isn’t making some big deal out of it, right? David Karp, of the crazy eyes, is emulating Kevin Nose by posting job openings: Rachel Billow has apparently asked Julia Allison to go to the land of sheep and rocks on vacation with her. rbillow Just booked my flight to New Zealand for December! Best way to celebrate my newly (come end of November) unemployed status…about 11 hours ago from web juliaallison Rachel’s trying to get me to come to New Zealand for three weeks in December. Hmmm.about 8 hours ago Gee what a think tank New Zaylund is going to be, with Chicago’s two greatest minds together in Mordor. Seriously, why do they feel the need to tweet this crap? Can’t they just get on the horn and plan this Crap like normal people?
Michael Arrington, ex-pookiekisses of Meghan Asha, is once again getting all rooster chested about a really pointless topic. What you ask? Well, Arrington will not tolerate facebook letting people say just whatever the HELL THEY WANT! The social network has failed to take a leadership position against Holocaust denial groups…Let’s start by removing the Holocaust denial groups that put Facebook’s logo above some of the most ridiculously vile stuff I’ve ever read. Well, imagine that. Ignorant jew haters utilizing another platform to talk about hating jews. Who would have predicted that! (Ya know, besides Geocities circa 1997.) Good biscuits, we are really lucky to have Ginger Arrington here to fight for thenthitive pantywaists who can’t just ignore these idiots and move on with their lives. Why do you jackasses even acknowledge such things? Refuse to participate, make a mention that Holocaust denial is dumb, but stop with the arm waving and hair pulling to get people’s opinions regulated. Shut that evilness down. Yes, Michael. Let’s shut it down. Then let’s cull the inarnets for Crap that offends you and shut it all down. You’re a dumbass, and you and Paultato Carr are about level on topics and writing skill. Shut up, Michael. You and your idiotic mouthcrew don’t run the internet.
sadgirlallison Still Copying Julia
“ I’m not in love, because I’m a mess.
— American Idiot (Green Day), which basically summarizes myself right now.
God these women need JOBS.
Kevin Rose Celebrates Julia Allison's New Hair Colour
Internets
Michael Arrington Finds Evilness Everywhere
Shira Lazar's Flat Tire Symbolic Of All Our Problems
David Trying To Be Kevin Trying To Be Monster.com
No loud sneezers, please.
Well that sucks. I qualify for the web app position, but I’m both a loud sneezer and a raging bortchaholic spit blogger who barely knows what the tumblr is. But hey, if you’re neither of those things and you’re tired of not being on unemployment why not head over? Even better odds if you’re a girl, as I’m sure ole Screw Eyes up there has basically made his way through the little circle of NYC already. Good luck to the applicants!
Julia And Rachel Can't Just Plan Vacations Like Normal People, You Know
Michael Arrington Is Fighting Evilness
