Mary Rambin, Houston social, ended another long day of flower shopping and blogging by relaxing with a brew:

A new 5 o’clock favorite brew. It’s kinda sweet and not too hoppy…? Obviously I’m still learning. But I know enough to pour it in a glass before downing it. This one just didn’t make it that far. Long day, you understand.

Oh I totally understand! I mean, look what you went through yesterday:

Shopping flower arrangements at Lexis Florist for the Mayakoba Ladies Polo Final on November 14. I had no idea that Miriam and her team do all of the flowers for the big hotels in Houston. I like this one I found in the freezer so they’re going to make a bigger “beach” version for us.

Yes, folks, Mare Mare was so exhausted that her beer didn’t even make it into a glass. She chugged it like a farm hand in August after her grueling work day. Let’s not judge her too harshly for not being a proper lady!

Emily Gould, wrote a book or something, doesn’t confine her advice to food and writing. She also has a protip for the producers of “16 and Pregnant”:

i want someone on 16 and Pregnant to get an abortion and then they keep filming her and she never thinks about it and has a great lifeabout 16 hours ago via web

I have to agree. Every woman I know who had an abortion has never thought about it again, it’s like it never happened. It had no impact at all! Not at all stressful for a 16 year old to deal with!

Megatits McCain, bestselling author, knows how to get people to the polls:

Voting is sexy! Get out and exercise your rights today!12:43 PM Nov 2nd via web

omg. THE MCRIB IS BACK!!! http://yfrog.com/muq6zj4:22 PM Nov 2nd via Yfrog

Cue to a million bros in Arizona doing the Kool Aid man, and suddenly you wind up with:

Congratulations Dad!!!!!!! @SenJohnMcCainabout 18 hours ago via Mobile Web

Does this mean people are going to keep treating this bubble brain like a relevant political commentator for two more years? Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Jessica Schroeder Quirk and Adam Quirk, married, are married. You may not have heard they were married, but they are. They are also an internets power couple, and Messica is finally speaking out on how awesome it is to be married, how awesome her husband is, how awesome they are together, and how awesome the awesome is in her awesome.

In this interview Messica answers such feminist questions as “What would you say to young women who are considering marriage but are concerned that it might negatively affect their career aspirations?” with the thundering pronouncement that “They are with the wrong person.  Your spouse should be your best friend and biggest supporter. The right guy wants what you want for yourself.” This follows her responses about how she “wasn’t 100% ready to leave NYC” and that she “left the city I was in love with for him to be able to have and do the job that he loves”  because marriage is about doing whatever makes him happy when you live in Mad Men Fantasy World.

At least Jessica clears up exactly how long she has known Mr. Perfect: Apparently “Adam is my longest and best relationship” and “We had our first date in Feb 2009 and were engaged by November.  We were married on September 5, 2010, so I guess about a year and a half!”

Alrighty then. Good luck with that, guys. You know, I really just can’t capture the full majesty of the Quirk Co-Dependency without copypasting the entire thing, and I just can’t stand to do that. Feel free to go read the full hilarity here.

Me: “I’m hungry.” @JeffreyFeldman: “I’ve got toast in my pocket…” (I did not eat the toast.) 7 minutes ago via TweetDeck