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Internets Jessica Quirk Messica Schroeder, SO QUIRKY! is like totally ignoring you mean trolls. Oh, the sorry kinds of things people will do to try and drag you down. Not gonna work trolls!30 minutes ago via web I’m not going to even start on how she’s basically phoning it in with her What I Wore posts now, since it’s pretty clear she will probably be focusing more and more on That’s Shilly (hey that $2000 bedding isn’t going to pay for itself, ya know). Instead let’s talk about how many times now Messica has declared she DOESN’T CARE about you bullies/meanies/trolls. Anyone got an estimate? The Quirks aren’t the only scary thing on the internet tonight. In other spooky news, Julia Allison went with “Sexy Browser” for this year’s Halloween sadfail: My insane Firefox costume from Yandy.com … Not. Subtle. She also apparently jumped off a building or something. Because she wants attention and nobody is looking at her anymore. Wow just wow, locking my door and turning off my television now, lest Julia Allison climb out of a well and through my tv and make my face look like hers.
Emily Gould, world’s nicest and most emotionally stable person, has once again decided that because she worked at Gawker – did you guys know she worked at Gawker for about 15 minutes 90 years ago? – where she talked Crap about people, she is amply qualified to tell Gawker they have no place talking Crap about people: Okay, so what you’re saying is: 1. It’s ok – no, it’s good — to “out” people who privately behave in a way that’s inconsistent with their public personae. and that 2. Nick Denton gets to decide what the words “private,” “public” and “inconsistent” mean. Yeah, I don’t know, guys. I don’t think you get paid enough to have to think that. What’s wrong, Ghoul? Tao Lin not returning your calls? Your Buckingham Nicks Greatest Hits cd get lost during your last trip to Italy? Can’t decide on that next tattoo? Or just feeling particularly hypocritical today? Midwest Messica Mrs. @Quirk finally gets to see her book!!!!! Fed Ex just arrived with the hardcopies of the interior of my book design!! IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!! I AM SO THRILLED!!!!about 1 hour ago via web And today’s post from this professional writer… The equestrian books and olive pants feel very forest ranger to me, but I like it! I live in the woods right now! She lives in the woods now. FASHION! BUY HER BOOK!!!!!! Midwest Messica, of a town in the Midwest, will not be outdone in the shameless begging department! After her twitter campaign for free Oscar de la Renta resulted in a flurry of de la Renta PR people sending her a crate of freebies (that happened, right? no? oh), Jessica has decided to try again: Drinking a @starbucks in my latest post and my readers think you should sponsorhttp://whatiwore.tumblr.com… what do ya say?1 minute ago via web Hey sbux, better jump on this Oregon Trail wagon of web success! After all, Messica’s traffic is growing everyday! Seriously, I am disgusted by this shameless namedropping, hoping the companies will see it and send money. I think the only way to calm down from this rage is with a nice chilled glass of Franzia, a delicious delivery of extra sharp cheddar and cat food from FreshDirect, and some new clothes from OldNavy.com. You beg bloggers revolt me. Mary Rambin, branding expert consultant and writer, has been working hard. Between phone calls and googling she barely has time to hit the gym for 90 minutes a day. Luckily, her MacBook died yesterday, forcing her to get some much needed relaxation: Life is really nice when the computer is broken, the tv is off, and you can take a second to soak in your favorite things. If the weight of the world is lifted, even if only for a minute, I am thankful to have that time of peace. I never take it for granted Isn’t that nice? She is grateful for those endless hours of laying in the sun during her free vacation. In other news, attention, Steve Jobs and wealthy readers: Mary Rambin would be happy to add whatever the latest Mac laptop type product is to her list of things to review. Just send it along to her (gratis, of course) and she will be sure to write it up on her successful lifestyle blog! Midwest Messica, love child of Mary Poppins and Jesse James, is sort of confusing us on exactly WHAT it is she’s doing all day. She has said something about a shared workspace situation, but her latest post implies she has some sort of co-workers: I don’t really have a problem with wearing things I like over and over again, but this whole taking-a-photo-everyday-for-three-and-a-half-years thing always makes me want the next day to look a little different. Documenting something like this each day has definitely molded my choices, both with what I buy and what I put on each day. So the reason I ended up happy with this look was because so many people on the street commented on it! A couple people told me they liked my hat and a co-worker told me I looked ‘very put together’. It’s so nice to hear a compliment in person once and a while. Seriously, does she just have some temp office job or something now? I just hate to think this isn’t some actual co-worker at some part time job, but just some random person sitting on the couch next to her at that place. Because when 75 people a day on the internet telling you you’re pretty and stylish isn’t enough, badger that virtual stranger next to you at the Bloomington Internet Cafe into further validating you. It would just make her life so sad to me, especially when it sounds like she’s behind the bed clutching a pillow and chanting to herself: I had the worst nightmares I think I’ve ever had, but other than that – it’s been a pretty lovely morning.about 1 hour ago via web good things. good things. good things.42 minutes ago via web Yep. She seems to be adjusting well.
Jessica Quirk Doesn't Care About You
Julia Allison Wears This While Standing Like That
Internets
Emily Gould Wants To Teach Gawker Some Ethics
To whom it may concern
Obviously Spellcheck Is Not Part Of Jessica's Full Time Job
Jessica Schroeder Quirk Thinks You Should Sponsor Her
Mary Rambin Is Thankful
Jessica Schroeder Quirk Confuses Us
