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Internets Jessica Schroeder is now officially Midwest Mess once more. She is still frantically trying to convince herself she is thrilled to be back in Fashioncentral IN: Despite my real life outfit actually felt pretty great for our double date out in Btown. I’m really falling in love (again*) with this little town. I’m checking out office space in town to set up shop and can’t wait to get back into the groove. This morning I unpacked most of my closet and I’m pumped. And on the moving note – I promise this will be the last post referencing it. I can’t tell you how much I appreciated all of the supportive tweets, comments and e-mails from you. It meant the world to me. *I went to undergrad at Indiana University in Bloomington 5 years ago! I’m glad she’s so resigned to being Mrs. Quirk of Bloomington Indiana. I mean all we all really wanted was for her to be happy and we are just glad that….wait wtf is that uterus bump going on in that pic???? Mary Rambin, beggar blogger, is ready to relaunch More Than Mary. It appears Mary is going to try and start her own group blog, and needs some help: As the launch of the new MTM draws closer (I promise, we’re in programming mode now), I’m still looking for a few contributors. Most notably – A TRAINER! After quite a struggle, Kelley has finally been blessed and is pregnant with her first baby. YAY! We’re all very excited for her. Although, unfortunately she’s having to cut back on some of her work, which would include writing for MTM. So, if you would like to nominante a trainer you know who is looking for a voice in the digital space, or would like to reach out to a new audience, connect us! Other Contributor spots are still open: If you’re interested, send me an email and we’ll discuss the details. Obviously I want to make sure you write with a personal voice, have experience in the field and a passion for your topic. Why do these chicks continue to try and start these stupid lifestyle blogs, especially these group blogs? It’s like they all want to do “launches” instead of just starting a blog and building a following and then maybe expanding. And seriously, Mary Rambin will be vetting your emails to make sure you are a good writer? Sure, why not.
Midwest Messica posted her farewell to Brooklyn outfit post today. And what did Messica choose as her backdrop? The Park Slope Armory, home to the hated welfare shelter ladies: And a bit on the background – this ‘castle’ is the Park Slope Armory (and also houses the YMCA!) and was the view from my office window. I never wanted to take photos in front of such a landmark for safety reasons, but now that I’m up and gone, I thought it would be a nice way to remember my old neighborhood. She also titled the post “Be My Neighbor.” She’s got a lot of balls, that’s about all I can say here. Maybe when I’m done shaking my head in disbelief at her lack of tact I can come up with something wittier. Meghan McCain, famous for some reason, is now happily back in AZ spending her six figure book advance and reminding us that she is THE number one spokeslady for size acceptance. My birthday – October 23rd is national “Love Your Body Day” – love it! A little serendipitous, no? about 8 hours ago via web Is it just me or does anyone else find it funny that Megatits’ birthday falls on the national day celebrating self-adoration? Just me? Ok. Jessica Schroeder Quirk has arrived safely back in the bosom of the state that created her. How is she adjusting? I am at the midwestern grocery store. I forgot how they practically give food away here. #cheap about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Wow between cheap tv dinners and Target, Messica sounds STOKED! BTW, where is she living now? @whatiwore have you found a house yet??? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to whatiwore @skinnymirror nope! We’re living in a vacant house from family members. We’re house hunting though! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®in reply to skinnymirror I give that about 6 months and a pregnancy announcement before they decide to stay in their free housing forever. Whatever keeps her out of Brooklyn! Mary Rambin, founder of MoreThanMary.com, is busy getting her beg on. Not content to wave her arms and say “yoohoo” in the general direction of Google’s PR team, Mary is now requesting more luxury items: If there is a little fashionista goddess out there listening to my shallow materialistic prayers for things I absolutely do not need but secretly lust over, please send me an Oscar de la Renta python case lined with the softest suede for my iPad. Many many thanks in advance.* *Please note upon delivery I will find something else to pray for. I’m just throwing out a guess here, but it might be an over-the-knee gray suede boot with a price tag triple my car payment. The label says Givency, you can’t miss it. First of all, how does she have an iPad? And why? She can’t afford to replace her phone, but she has an iPad? Please don’t tell me she got one for free, because that would just make me hate the internet even more. Second, begging for “Givency” boots. Seriously. She’s asking someone to send her thousand dollar boots, just because she’s Mary Rambin. Do these women EVER stop asking people to send them free stuff? Sarah Lacy, president of the Sarah Lacy Fan Club, has spent the last half a year bortching about writing a book. Apparently someone finally mentioned to Her Majesty that coming off like an ungrateful bint isn’t exactly the way to endear yourself to your publishers, readers, or those who participated in your book, because Sarah is now singing a different tune: been working on book edits all weekend. i know i’m a douche, but i still enjoy reading it. hopefully you will too. yes YOU! 😉 about 7 hours ago via web We all know you’re a douche, so your attempt to seem charmingly self-snarky isn’t working. At least she isn’t moaning anymore about how HARRRRD it is, and how tired she is, and how she has a migraine, and the poors smell, and writing is just so so hard, did she mention she’s working hard? It is nice to have a change of pace once in a while from the nonstop complaining.
There Are Two Buns In This Photo
You Cannot Afford To Miss This Opportunity
Internets Jessica Quirk
Jessica Schoeder Quirk Says Goodbye To Obese Poor Ladies
Meghan McCain's Birthday Now A Hallmark Holiday
Midwest Mess Arrives Safely, Indiana Groans
Mary Rambin Happy To Accept Further Free Items
Sarah Lacy Hopes You Enjoy Sarah Lacy's Writing As Much As Sarah Lacy Does
