Jordan Reid Berkow, shillshacklesham founder, has spent the last week (oh who are we kidding, the last year) shilling for pretty much any free product that gets thrown her way. So far in last week or so we have her shillcasting for wool Crap, watches, and attempting to get free floor refinishing.

Now today Jordan is apparently trying to be shillervicey with her shillgasms over coconut oil…

Coconut oil, by the way, is excellent for the immune and digestive systems, has tons of antioxidants, and is commonly thought of as one of the healthier fats.

She advises us to get craaayzay!

Spread on toast as a substitute for butter or margarine.

Add a little to your morning coffee instead of sugar.

Fry eggs in it to add an interesting flavor kick.

And so on. But wait there’s more! She also wants you to know about the totally affordable 25 dollar candles (which she of course did not pay for – ultra affordable!)

Laura is the woman behind popular home fragrance line Nest, and developed Project Art with an eye towards making luxe home fragrances more accessible to the average consumer (the 22 oz. candles are $24.99…..). I’m always shocked at the prices of candles nowadays – if I’m paying $50 for a candle (which I’m not), I’m not going to want to burn the thing, which sort of negates the whole point…so it’s refreshing to find a line that’s both elegant and affordable.

So…she basically goes to a glorified Partylite home party and gets some free candles. Whatever.

It’s probably just me but coconut oil reminds me of two things: that Crapty Banana Boat crap my Aunts used to slather all over themselves, and that Crapty Malibu rum I used to guzzle in college. I could include a third; the Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen shampoo my niece used to use smelled like coconuts, if I recall. So yeah, great sensory memories for me. Hey that’s fine, that’s a personal taste thing. What’s annoying me is that it’s starting to seem like everytime Jordan gets a free product of ANY kind she feels the need to go off about how FABULOUS it is and how you can use the product in SUCH A CREATIVE WAY or something.

And seriously, do we need a room by room suggestion list of what candles should be in what rooms? I get that she’s trying to be housewifey servicey, but honestly Jordan, most people have jobs, commutes, and lives, and they just plunk down whatever they like wherever they dang well want without Laura giving them some kind of help. These kinds of posts just show that you have literally nothing to do but fuss about whether to put the basil pear or the lemon verbena candle in your 3 foot kitchen.

Then again, maybe I’m just being too nit picky because I’m tired and cranky.

Meghan McCain, writer, pundit, person with self-confidence, is finally speaking out about your perceptions of her:

I can’t believe after all the time, and columns and tattoos….there are still some morons out there thinking I’m gonna change or want to about 5 hours ago via web

plenty of women in politics out there repressing their personality and sexuality, just could never bring myself to do that, not starting now about 5 hours ago via web

I’m glad Megatits is finally bringing this up. I’ve been wondering what she thinks about the judgments people make about her body and looks, being a woman in politics and all.  She’s been so silent about this issue in the past.

Sigh.

Jordan Reid Berkow Hipster, founder of ramshackleglam and shillster extraordinaire, has spent the last three days posting about her free trip to Cancun. She has blathered on in her typical aren’t-I-adorable-yet-useless style, passing us tips about guacamole and crowdsourcing how to fix a sunburn.

In case you don’t already have the She’s Turning Into Julia vibe, let’s check out today’s post:

After an early-morning gym session (leaf: overturned) and quick steam, I headed to a meeting with the resort execs to find out more about the Park Royal Grand. What I learned: while you can totally stay in the resort as a “regular” guest (about $100-$150 per person per night all-inclusive; the best rates are available on Expedia), the hotel is part of a larger vacation club called Royal Holiday, which works based on a points system. It’s sort of like a time share, but more experiential: rather than committing to a single location, you purchase points that can be used at nearly 200 spots worldwide (even in metro areas, which is unusual, and pretty great if you like to switch up your vacations – somewhere hot and tropical one year, somewhere museum-y and cosmopolitan the next).

Jordan is now taking free trips to look at glorified timeshares and shill about them (remind ya of anyone?) Good job, Jordy!

Jordan Reid Berkow Stauch, person who DOES NOT HAVE A TRUST FUND OK? is apparently helping her Daddy raffle off some 72,000 dollar motorcycle for a school! God that Jordan is so giving.

My dad is one of the owners of Pro Italia, a motorcycle shop in LA that specializes in Ducatis (basically the Ferraris of the motorcycle world). For those of you who watch Entourage, the shop was where Vince bought four motorcycles for himself and his boys. Last year, if you recall, I worked the Cafe Desmo event for Pro Italia (and met Steve Jones, who allegedly asked my father last week how I was doing, ahem ahem); I’m planning on going back this August to help out again.

Anyway, my dad just told me that Pro Italia is raffling off a Ducati Desmosedici D16RR (pictured above) valued at $72,500 (!) to benefit the Los Feliz Charter School for the Arts (a parent-initiated, non-profit, public elementary school located in Los Angeles), so I thought I’d share. If motorcycles are your thing, news doesn’t get more exciting than this. Tickets are just $40, and no more than 2,500 tickets will be issued.

So…basically what I get here is that her daddy owns part of a motorcycle dealership specializing in 5 figure two wheelers. Name drop – daddy’s shop was on omg Entourage. Instead of just quietly donating 100K after selling a couple of bikes in the humble spirit of charity, Daddy is having a raffle to give away a bike while getting a bunch of kudos, back pats, and oh yeah free publicity for his Big Expensive Bike Store (FEATURED ON SOME TV SHOW!)

And Jordan – last year, if you recall, nobody knew or gave a Crap who you were. So no, nobody remembers you being the ring girl for some event, or that Steve Jones is still sniffing around your laundry basket.

Jordan is tiresome and her blog is becoming shill-let me remind you that important ppl like me-shut up haters-shill.