Megatits is SO TIRED of people talking about her tits. She never even brings them up, and YOU PEOPLE just keep mentioning them.

I have just been informed the most googled thing about me is “breasts”….I dont know if I should be offended or flattered. about 2 hours ago via web

Gawwwrsh can’t you people just drop it? Stop talking about her body!!! It’s not like she’s always bringing them up (to her chin OH ZING).

I don’t understand why we can’t all focus on her intellectual attributes instead.

In case you have any future regrets about leaving NonSociety and starting Ramshackle Glam, I would recommend that you turn to this photo:

And then you will immediately be reminded that NonSociety was truly horrible, horrible mistake.

Jason “Pollyanna” Calacansdifowiue is just sick of it. He doesn’t understand where all this is coming from! He thought the internet was a happy and friendly place!!!

How can one day be filled with so much nonsense + hate? I think I’m going to turn off my twitter account, rent a boat+take 2 weeks off. 40 minutes ago via UberTwitter

It’s a day of flouncing indeed. First Jake Lodwick flees the internet (again) and now @Jason wants to go escape!

Oh @Jason. Take two weeks. Go crappie fishing, maybe with an igloo cooler full of miller light and some archie comics. Get incredibly strange sunburns, like the kind where the outline of your sandles is on top of your feet. Don’t shower. Kick back and enjoy the silence, my man.

prescribing 2x watching gladiator fight scenes, 3x black hawk down sniper fight + one falls climb frm the Mission: TO MYSELF!!! #twist 37 minutes ago via UberTwitter

Or watch violence and explosions. Whatever works.

Well Jake Lodwick, that guy who did that thing that time, is once again leaving blogging.

I’m taking a vacation from blogging. I will be off until April 16th (at the earliest). My life has changed a lot and I want to reevaluate my relationship with you.

I will miss you.

UGHHHH. Dude, you already pulled this flounce Crap 5 months ago. It’s starting to come off like he’s just making sure people care if he’s online or not.

Post or don’t post, this isn’t 2002, we don’t need a big “leaving internets” announcement!

Robert Scoble, sex god, has been having a funderful time at Internet Cheerleading Camp. Unsubstantiated rumor fun time!

Besides the usual emails alleging that “Scobie was drunk, had drool in the corner of his mouth, trying to hit on me” to piss my pants over, we hear that Old Wobbly was supposedly talking Crap about some the presenters and wondering aloud “why some attendees were there, since they weren’t “in tech” but just bloggers”.

Obviously these rumors are NOT TRUE. Scobie has been too busy doing what he does best: EATING!

Someone bought me pancakes at iHop. I love receiving random acts of kindness. I will pay it forward tonight. Thanks @missyward for inspiratn about 6 hours ago via Tweetie from Downtown

So all you liars out there emailing me stories that he is drinking and acting like an ass just need to cut it out. Obviously he is having a clean, sober, family friendly time while charming his peers with his knowledge and smiles. So just like, stop being liars ok?

Sarah Lacy, Official Example Of The Hated American Tourist, Has been tooling about India again. You know our Sarah – she has a great time where ever she goes! So what has she been up to the last week?

She kicked off her arrival with the expected whining about the hotel, because of COURSE hotel rooms in India should include “a dvd player” and “a trove of bollywood movies”; how dare they not have them! She was of course sick – again – this time claiming she was vomiting into envelopes during interviews. She implied her contribution to tech is roughly on par with the guy who invented ethernet connectors. She finally escaped back to civilisation, “No thanks to the abusive continental supervisor in mumbai.”

Now it wasn’t ALL mud puddles and mushrooms. Somehow, in between all of that, Sarah had a bright and happy moment:

late night of cricket followed by early wake up for a video shoot in south mumbai where i got mistaken for julia roberts 😉 #powernaptime 2:23 AM Mar 13th via web

Jesus Rollerskating Christ. How does Sarah Lacy get called Julia Roberts and the best I can manage is “a fat Janeane Garofalo”? This is a joke, right? You just know she fistpumped the rest of the day, went back to the hotel, netflix’d “Steel Magnolias” and thought “Yeah, I can see it.”

Next up, another trip to Brazil, and who knows where else. Till then!