Mary Rambin, fashion expert and stylist person, doesn’t care how she looks:

This Is As Corporate As I Get Head To Toe:

— Beach bum hair — H&M knit top — Assets tank — Pants from Tootsies — Christian Dior faux croc shoes — LV clutch

I think I look better in person than in pictures. But again, I’m not really sure I care.

Mary honey, I don’t think that’s “beach bum” hair. It’s more “wino who went to bed with wet hair” hair. Trust me, I should know. And I’m not really understanding why your top is tucked into your drawers like that. It kind of looks like Mom gave you the final touches on your Garanamals before your school picture.

Come on, Mary. You can do better than this.

Robert “Sexcat” Scoble, person who tweets and talks about things for lucky lucky employer Rackspace, is experiencing booming popularity. Following the industry shifting MySQL con (it’s like comic-con but with more nerds and less cosplay after happy hour) Bertie might just spread his influence to more twitter lists!

I should pass being on 10,000 lists today. I wonder which list I’ll be on? Probably the Douchebag one. That’s OK! 🙂 http://listorious.com 8 minutes ago via web

At least he is finally coming to terms with his total lack of anything resembling awesome. Look Bertie, go get your accounting degree, settle down with the wife and 47 kids, and stop trying to validate yourself via twitter.

Also, start doing your drinking in private.

Megatits McCain, daughter of a formerly relevant politician, would like to remind us all that she is the daughter of a formerly relevant politician:

I don’t think I’m the first daughter of a famous politiian to have crazy stories, I think I’m the 1st one w the balls to share them… about 19 hours ago via mobile web

In case you’ve forgotten in the last 2 days since she mentioned it, Megatits is the daughter of a famous politician. You’re probably also not aware, since she never mentions it, that people judge her life because she is blonde and Republican:

I am so over men in DC making judgments about my life. seriously, I will never wear pantsuits and pearls and live the kind of life ur 8:35 PM Apr 7th via web

comfortable women in politics living. And although u dont like me, talk to ur mom, ur sister or ur gay brother because they probably do 😉 8:36 PM Apr 7th via web

Why is she still talking about women in politics and media? Megatits didn’t scratch her way up the career ladder, dodging sexist attitudes and shattering glass ceilings. Her daddy is famous, and all she had to do was show up.

She goes out of her way to remind us how she’s hated by conservatives because she supports gay marriage and likes to show off her big tits and blonde hair. SO ROGUE!

Let me tell you yet again why Republicans don’t like you, Megatits: because you’re a Democrat. Claiming to be a liberal Republican is like claiming to be a mild racist: you either are or you aren’t. You go around espousing the Democratic party line, and then saying “I’m changing the face of the party! I’m a New Republican!” No, idiot. You’re just an Old Democrat.

Do yourself a favour and stop trying to change the GOP into a party that already exists, because this “ohhh they all hate me cuz I’m such a rebel! It’s so hard to be a hot chick in politics!” routine is getting tired.

Seriously? Shut up, Scoble.

Happy Easter Jesus thing, those of faiths who believe in that!

See you on Monday!