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Internets Michael Arrington, goat romancer and gentle and considerate lover of women in tech, is in another twitter pissing match. Apparently meanie mean poop poo face Sholeey Risk of the Horn Group retweeted a link to a video slamming TechCrunch, the wannabe Gaw*er of tech Crap. And like G***er, they get all omg butthurt when you dare challenge their opinion of themselves: arrington: Hey you too, Horn Group http://twitter.com/sholeeyrisk/status/11399087895 3:20 AM Apr 1st via web At some point Sholeey apologized to the giant pile of mangry and deleted the offending tweet, and it should have been dropped by everyone. Evidently it was not, since Mikey was still telling Sabirna Horn of the Horn Group to FOAD as of last night: sabrinahorn: Hey @arrington, @sholeeyrisk apologized, enuf already. Please don’t turn a personal mistake into a business issue. Happy to discuss. about 15 hours ago via web arrington: @sabrinahorn enough already? I wrote that tweet last night. her apology was today. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to sabrinahorn arrington: @sabrinahorn do you have any idea how deeply condescending your message is? This went from personal to very personal. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to sabrinahorn So what I’m gathering from this is that Mike Arrington likes to scream at people over stupid Crap like retweets, and the founder a PR firm representing tech companies doesn’t understand twitter. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the toddlers who think they are running the tech world. Sarah Lacy, open minded advocate of class equality, is just disgusted with racism and bigotry of Americans: yeah, tea party weirdos aren’t racist AT ALL http://bit.ly/cbah3A #youwonderwhyitravelallthetime 12:23 PM Mar 31st via web Yes thank beejus she travels all the time. The only time Sarah is truly happy is when she is away from the small time opinions of you unsophisticated redneck Americans. If only we could all be as wordly and chic as the glorious globe trotting Ms. Lacy America would a better place. (And if we could put all those smelly homeless poors by her house…ya know, somewhere else ew.)
Julia Allison, serious actress, doesn’t care what you haters think about her makeup – she thinks she looks fiiiierce: With Annmarie Tendler, who has done my makeup for years now … Ever since 2007. She really does a lovely job. Today she tried out a new HD foundation from Makeup Forever, and I have to say, I’m a pretty big fan. At less than half the price of my Chanel foundation (which is about $68 a pop, I think), I might make the switch. So call her a tranny makeup spackle addict. She likes how she looks! She doesn’t think she looks like a prostihooker when her rent day falls during fleet week. She looks lovely! Suck it haters. David Karp, creator of the greatest thing ever, EVER made for a computer even counting TCP/IP, is finally entertaining hopes of getting those long awaited face pubes! I think this is the year I finally get decent facial hair coverage. First the facial hair, then his company. I’m sure only one thing is allowed to be mature at a time. Michael Arrington, hater of snark and cash fan enjoyer, is in search of a living creature to humiliate: does anybody have a goat? we need to borrow a goat for a few minutes. about 19 hours ago via web we promise not to molest the goat or hurt it in any way. it just needs to do a cameo in a video. nothing more. about 19 hours ago via web I’m serious about the goat. we need one. about 19 hours ago via web I may be wrong about this…but I’m pretty sure that the kinds of nerds that follow Michael Arrington’s twitter stream are not living on a farm with access to goats. I guess I’m not sure what he was trying to accomplish other than “We just want you to know we are trying to make a lol video with a goat!” Really justifying your salary, asshole. Julia Allison, hater of publicity stunts, is implying your Vimeo accounts aren’t safe! After a supposedly private video was shared on RBNS, Julia emailed moderators of the site accusing them of hacking into her Vimeo account to access the video: Subject: I don’t know how you got either of those videos, because BOTH were password protected until (apparently) tonight – and now they’re password protected again, but if I ever – EVER – hear about you hacking into my private videos again, I swear to god I will get a lawyer and sue you. RBNS moderators deny the allegation, stating that such a charge is easily refutable by contacting Vimeo to find out how access to the videos was enabled. It might be a good idea for Vimeo to look into their logs and see exactly what the situation is, since Julia’s claims basically imply that Vimeo is insecure. Better safe than donkey! I love it when OMGBEARS tries to be witty on her formspring: There are flying cars and jet packs. I can tell you that much. Wow, flying cars and jet packs. Wait, will we have robot house maids too? OH OH OH. Houses on the MOON, Bears??? Yeah ok, this was weaksauce post. But it just reminds me of my Grandpa sitting in his green naugahyde chair, yelling at my Mimi for a Schlitz and then looking at the grandkids to shout “FLYING CARS! I was promised a flying car. Where’s my flying car, I ask you!???” So, thanks for the memory, Bears!
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