After India-Jewel Jackson, Holocaust expert, caused an internet flurry of WTF with her pro-tips on how to survive genocide XOJane decided to promise to work on community guidelines. Janestowners quickly filled up disqus with comments about how XOJane is the most awesome and welcoming community like omg ever u guyz. One commenter even wishes all the other websites on the internets were XOJane, saying “Recently I tried commenting on slate and then–and this is true– I got sad that you guys weren’t there to back me up and I just left.”

In order to prevent such a lack of Janestowncentricity in the future, the commenter suggested a solution – an XOArmy roving attack unit that will help keep the comment sections of other sites the same tone as XOJane:

We need to start some sort of xo street team to head to other web sites and add some civility and facts to their discussions…We could have a hashtag to use on Twitter or something and people could use it if they felt alone in a foreign comments section…And Madeline could help us or Jane could share articles in her weekly thing.

XOJane staffer Corynne quickly responded: “you should definitely email madeline about this idea and cc me. I LOVE it!”

I’m sorry, but wtf? This is something the open minded, anti-bully hugcircle of XOJane really thinks is acceptable – you disagree with someone on the internet and call a posse from another website to come crapflood their comments with the XOJ POV? If you like the atmosphere of XOJane so much, why not just stay there rather than trying to turn the rest of the internet into XOJane?

I hope XOPratt has enough sense to tell her staffers “hole no, leave xojane out of that” before a migratory XOCommenter lynch mob turns her brand into “Mad Max 5: Beyond Stipe’s Dome”.

Sunshine Mary, “a concealed-carry kind of a girl”, is taking a stand against colleges creating a “rape culture” – but not in the way you might think:

Sexual assault centers and programs have only increased in visibility and campus involvement in the years since I’ve been out of college.  And oddly, according to them, campuses are even rapey-er than ever before.  They say there is an entire rape culture on campus.

I don’t believe it, though.

According to Mary there’s not really that much rape happening on college campuses. Apparently it’s mostly just drunk girls feeling bad about boozey sex, and being tricked into thinking they were raped by the aggressive anti-man campaigns of campus feminists:

…are the young women lying about it or are they just misled by campus sexual assault programs run by feminist professors who are also keeping one eye open for ways to advance their own careers?

Dismissing one woman’s story of assault with the reductive declaration “The fact that he was only assigned a book report makes one wonder how serious the situation could really have been”, Mary goes on to claim “We already know that women lie about sexual assault all the time.”

She sums up with dramatic proof that women aren’t really being assaulted by saying “Ladies, if you were sexually assaulted, what would you do?  Personally, I would be on the phone to the police the moment I had gotten away” – because obviously there is nothing easier than dealing with the fallout of a sexual assault accusation, so if she isn’t on the phone to the police within seconds then she probably wasn’t really assaulted. Well, I’m convinced!

Seriously, she could have saved me 10 minutes of scrolling by just posting “Stop acting like drunk whores and men won’t try to have sex with you! Regretting passing out and a guy having sex with your unconscious body isn’t rape, you slut!” I mean, that’s basically what her post amounts to.

Frank Swift, on a journey for truth, is also apparently on a journey for a woman. On his blog he mostly details his  complaints about women who are not interested in him (or refuse to entertain his attempts to pick them up).

In his search for a wife he even makes use of online dating, evidently with limited success:

This is why online dating is such a difficult endeavor for men, even when you’re gorgeous like me… If you don’t look good and your profile is badly written and generic, it’s out with you.  And since I’m a dude and thus especially visually oriented, if the photos don’t depict even a mildly pretty girl, it doesn’t matter what their profile says, I quickly click on to the next profile.

Gee I can’t imagine why women aren’t lining up for this winner. But don’t get the wrong idea, ladies! He’s not a jerk, he’s just a real man looking for a real woman:

I understand that there are men who are willing to stay home while the women work.  I personally think these men are girlie boys who should be ridiculed, scorned and flogged mercilessly with a rusty barbed cane, but hey, if the relationship works, more power to them…I’m not a nurturer though.  My drive is to protect and provide, because I like protecting things, and I like providing for others.  It’s a man thing, and I’m not going to apologize for it.

Even the God fearing, active church going women who seem to be his desired brand of lady aren’t spared his criticism:

It seems they were spreading their charity around to the extent that they had nothing left over to give to a man, or more specifically, a husband…Finding a husband was still a priority, but only secondary to their primary focus of  ”serving the church.”  To me it seemed backwards, that a husband should be their first priority…

Since this paragon of a man seems to think he deserves a “hot” girl with a “quiet nature”, maybe he should just look into one of the buy-a-bride sites and be done with it. It might serve him better than creating a blog full of complaints about how he is awesome and women are just a bunch of jerks.