Cecily Kellog, owns a great sex bed, is the mother to a young daughter. That young daughter produced some artwork which Cecily promptly shared with the world. What is this magnificent work of art?

That’s right: “a really f**king tall weeping angel”. In case there’s any doubt, her little daughter also scrawled the words “real tall f**king weeping angel” across her drawing. When instagram followers asked her why she would be proud of her 7 year old using such salty language, ole Cecily replied “you don’t know me at all”.

So…is shore leave language now acceptable for kids under 10? I haven’t been in third grade for a while, so maybe nowdays it’s acceptable for kids to just run around saying f*ck. Someone clue me in on this, I’d hate to be the old fuddy duddy who finds such vulgarity in a child to be a real shame to their parents, not a moment of boast worthy pride.

Today from the online world of baby catfishing comes yet another example of how internet nuts will misuse all those photos you put online featuring your babies and kids.

It seems some facebook has been created to share the story of micropreemies Camdyn and Cade. The facebook page implies the mother of the twins created the page – except the woman known as Rebekeh Gordon is NOT the mother of these children. The real mother of the children has evidently discovered what’s going on, and is now on the fakey’s facebook wall calling out the deception:

They are MY kids! She has copied my blog word for word. Look back at my early posts and you will see all the pics she has posted as her kids. It makes me furious!

Other relatives are also joining in:

I do not know who you are but I must be your Mother according to your story because those are my grandchildren.

This is crazy!!! These children belong to my husbands cousin and they are not babies anymore. This is very disturbing and needs to be taken down.

How could you do this? You are sick! These children are not yours! Was there even a “BEAN” Gordon. I can’t believe you are doing this to a member of my husband’s family.

Various folks are calling for the police to be called, while others are pointing out that her new claim of having a recent miscarriage is probably also a lie. There’s a lot of pitchfork waving and name calling though, so this should be interesting to watch at least until facebook removes the page. Considering how often baby pics are stolen and used I continue to be surprised anyone still has public pics of their kid on the internet at all.

Katie Vyktoriah, of pink headband fame, has reactivated A Mother Thing. There is no new content as of yet, so who knows what her plan is. Her twitter and facebook appear to be online as well.

Katie vanished from the internet two months ago after her claim of a homophobic redneck assaulting her toddler at a Wal-Mart began to unravel under scrutiny. Speculation about her whereabouts and what, if any, evidence was ever found to back up her claims has kept many internet corners busy since her disappearance. The only development we’ve found so far is an apparent wedding ceremony in Las Vegas to that “husband” she wasn’t technically married to.

I’m eager to see how she intends to re-enter the internetosphere. Will she milk what happened, or just ignore it and move on? Maybe Hugo can send her some tips on how to unquit the internet.