We all know that pregnancy and babies are great blog content. They are the number one way to get pageviews (followed closely by weddings and tragedies). With seemingly every blogger busy crafting creative gender reveals, it’s time to check in with the internet and catch up with who’s glowing and showing.

First  Emphasis Added’s Emily, of jean diapers fame, announced that she is pregnant with her second child in two years. We look forward to more posts about losing baby weight with juice fasts and documented trips to the hospital.

Janae of the running blog Hungry Runner Girl announced her pregnancy yesterday, and plans to name it “Janilly if it is a girl and Bilnae if it is a boy”.  I know baby names are pretty personal, but the first thing I thought of was “she’s been watching too much ‘Teen Mom'”. At least she tactfully spared us an overly staged announcement video.

Caitlin, “not wearing makeup is brave“,  continues to bore the internet by regurgitating facts from “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” and reminding everyone that pregnancy is exhausting.

Kath Younger, the celebrity behind oatmeal blogging, enters week 10 by showing us her underwire bra and generally being the yawn farmer we’ve come to expect. The only excitement so far seems to be her almost miscarriage.

I know that’s only four. There are many more, but I’m already bored. So who’s next to announce their pregnancy? I’m still betting Messica of What I Wore will preg up soon, while some have emailed predictions of both Georgie Girl and Jordan Reid announcing second pregnancies by the end of the year.  Place your bets now!

Project Baby, #19082348727290487 in your Mommy Blogger catalog, is worried about her child. It seems her baby likes to eat a lot of food, more than she feels Baby Socialite should be eating.

I have this fear she is overeating. But here is the kicker: she is SO not even close to overweight. She has a tiny bit of baby tummy and chubby cheeks, but honestly? She is pretty lean. Did I mention I am still nursing her 5 times a day?

My sister in law suggested she might have a super high metabolism like me. This could be the case, but I don’t recall my mom saying I ate like a trucker at eight months old. The truth is that I am concerned. She seems healthy and happy, but I just never imagined a baby could eat so much so often.

Off topic, but it’s pretty impressive how she manages to work in a way to bring up her high metabolism every 10th post. Anywhores, apparently her kid eats a pallet of food a day and Kristi (or Kristin, or Karrot, or whatever her name is, I can’t read her ‘signature’ and I can’t be arsed to look it up) is not only worried about her physical health, but wonders if she is to blame for the food hoovering:

Another fail: we are totally guilty of using food as a way to pacify. I just assumed she was crabby because she was hungry (which could be true), but throwing food at her every time she is upset doesn’t seem like the right strategy. Have I screwed her up forever???

No honey, that makes you Italian. I kid! That was racist. So how does Whatshercarrots handle this little situation? Call her mom or friends with kids? Take Baby Socialite to see the physician familiar with things like mediciney health topics and her child’s medical history? Head to google or WebMD?

Nope! She wants advice from YOU, internets! That’s right, on the off chance that someone on the internet studied infant gastronomics at Phoenix University and is willing to diagnose a baby they’ve never met, That Hair is asking you, kind strangers, to tell her what is going on:

I’m feeling anxious about the whole thing. I need someone to tell me that their baby also eats everything in sight. Anyone? Poopo?

I may be a bitter/fat/wrinkled/cynical hag, but I really feel like shouting this sort of question into an empty closet would provide answers about as applicable as asking a bunch of people on the internet who don’t know your kid. If one minute she’s wringing her hands because her kid wants some of her bread, and the next she’s going “Maybe she has my high metabolism, did I mention I have a high metabolism this week, because I have a really high metabolism”, then I’m thinking maybe this isn’t quite the grisly “Micholee Williams on the train having an eat carnival in ‘Species‘” scene she makes it out to be.

Then again I don’t have a baby, so I’m sure I’m not allowed to give advice. So let me give you some advice about your babies: when you have a question about their health maybe ask a doctor.