Shauna Ahern, has gluten problems according to herself, is apparently not making enough money writing books and Kickstarter begging. She has had to lower herself to become...a grocery store person. She made the announcement via a nine grillion word instagram post. This morning I walked into work at 7 am to see this. Already, the day was good. This week, I started a new job for the first time in over a decade. I'm working three days a week at the incredible grocery store on Vashon. Why? I've grown weary of the internet being my only workplace. I like it here...

Dan, WTFmaster General of the Dadosphere Army, is begging his superfans to help omgsaaaave his blog, "Single Dad Laughing". You see, according to Dan, blogging has been ruined by sites like Mashable and Buzzfeed because such sites force all bloggers to put out crappy content as often as possible just to compete. That's right - the quality of Dan's blog sucks now because, Buzzfeed: These sites (each which generate tens of millions in revenue each year) have all but destroyed the ability that so many of us writers and bloggers and Internet entertainers previously had to stay relevant, and they...

Sunshine Mary, God's stenographer, has taken time out of her busy schedule of victim blaming and feminism hating to inform us that shunning and stigma are valid ways to change "deviants" (such as single moms and homosexuals) into people worthy of human society. You see, apparently some crazy people think that shaming and shunning aren't really a solution for societal improvement. Some wackos even think help should simply be provided, free of judgment, to people in need! Well Mary is here to correct those beliefs: We must shun the slut, but we must also tell her if she stops sleeping...

Sarah Lacy, of  "what recession?" fame, apparently follows Paul Carr and Michael Arrington out the door over at TechCrunch. Unsurprisingly, the only people who seem to care are TC commenters. In her personal contribution to the too long, passive aggressive departure post library formerly known as TechCrunch, Sarah basically says she's successful and important and doesn't need all this drama: I’ve bounced between a lot of jobs in the last few years– writing for BusinessWeek, hosting a show for Yahoo Finance, writing two books, and traveling the world to find great entrepreneurs– but TechCrunch was the first place in my career...

And it just wouldn't be a day ending in day if Jessica Schroeder Quirk didn't make us roll our eyes. Apparently Messica has acquired "new co-working space in B-town" and yesterday she skipped her morning mani/pedi to go prance around a parking lot: I felt like Monday was the first day of school and I was so excited to set my alarm, plan out an outfit and get up early to get ready. I just really miss having a routine and working with other people every day. Ya know that feeling? I love the start of new things, being in...

Continuing with the web loser New Year's Eve roundup, Messica, who refuses to face reality and just let her blog die, is apparently making clothes again. At least, I hope she is, because that's the only acceptable reason for her to be wearing a beaded pillowcase as a dress. I was feeling a very ’60s vibe for New Years Eve this year and was also waiting for the perfect opportunity to wear this dress. Adam and I went out to dinner and then the IU game, both felt really tired, left early and went home to watch Friday Night Lights....

Emmylou_Loves, talks a lot about confidence for some reason, has finally explained why her husband Aaron has been MIA lately. Apparently he has moved out.

Paul Carr is packing his clear converse and jar of Dippity Do, and jumping on a plane to London today for his Super Awesome Birthday or something. Performed a hard reset on my body clock. Was up by 7 - just in time to fly to London tomorrow. But first - two cols to write. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie He's got the venue and the diet Coke and he is ready to P A R T - Y? because he can! Happy sober 30th birthday Paultato Head! I look forward to video of Paultato doing the macarena and...