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Internets Love Puppy, whose joys in life include feeling skinny, wants you to know that you non-vegan lardos are pretty too kinda! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! is one of my favorite songs, ever. Just rocking out with my new headphones. Yeah, about a year after everyone else stopped bragging about listening to Mika, body acceptance advocate and food weirdo Love Puppy is informing us that it’s ok if you want to be fat and pretend you are pretty! Because it’s about how you feel about yourself! Not what other people say about you! Hotel room party. Prom rules. http://tweetphoto.com/10666865 about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter The “prom” happened last night, and just like the prom you remember, it was basically a bunch of socially awkward people standing around waiting for a chance to get to the hotel room and drink. Of course at this prom all the socially awkward people are cooler than you, and spent the night tweeting about how they are cooler than you. I assume this was part of the Social Media Week wrapup bullCrap that my head cold kept me blissfully in the dark of. I’m pretty sure it was the same dang people that are at every single one of these circle jerks. I don’t have the give-a- this morning to ferret out something interesting from this event, so let’s let Brian Van sum it up for us: 8=====D #prom2010 about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
Gawker.tv, a site that is finally getting some meaningful pageviews thanks to Matt Cherette’s coverage of late night (more posts like these, Matt!), thinks that you will want to crawl out of your warm hole to hang and get drunk with Blakeley. Can’t get enough Gawker.TV? You’re invited to come hang out with the crew of Gawker.TV for after work drinks this upcoming Tuesday, February 9th at Destination Bar in the New York. More details after the jump. Gawker.TV Meet Up We hope to see you all there! [Photo by Mo Pitz] And for all you Lost fans out there, it’s called DVR, look into it. Yeah, for me? Lost is more important. But if you want to help Blakeley feel more self-important, then more power to you. Although I would have denied it at the time, when I was a college sophomore in 2004, I did in fact watch the O.C. regularly. It was a series at its peak, and I lived in a house full of 88 girls (including our annex across the street), and every Thursday night, if you weren’t already filling up on Bud Light at Harpo’s or boning your boyfriend at Beta Theta Pi, you were parked in front of the TV in the yellow room, screaming for your roommate to please bring up two styrofoam cups of dry Lucky Charms to pair with that contraband mix of Fresca and vodka, and please, ladies, chew that loud, crunchy cereal only during commercial breaks. Sandy Cohen’s eyebrows demanded total silence. And look at her now – living the Glam Life all up in tumblrtown, shredding things with her little roll-y board, and giving you her sartorials. Hanging out at all the hot nightspots with Fatty Kate. Being a popular journalist. Wearing shirts as dresses. Yes, Cary sure has come a long way since her days as the best dressed sorority girl in Missouri. Too bad she feels she has to lock her twitter. Don’t be so selfish, Cary. Girls everywhere eagerly desire your tweets of sartorial lucidity! Don’t let them down! Shira Lazar used her magic space breasts to hypnotise Alice Cooper! http://twitpic.com/10tysw – Last pic of the night- doing the tango with alice cooper 3:40 AM Feb 1st from TwitPic Shira is obviously some kind of dabbler in magick. First she gets some kind of career, which is proof that she has the left ear of Satan, then she gets to tango with my namesake! What’s next? Zoltan and Shira in some kind of Harry Potter magic-off in Times Square? It’s quite amazing how many of us miss Hamily. She was a joyous example of what you can accomplish when you can take a year off, retreat to your parents’ country home, and diet yourself into sample sizes before sending That Formerly Decent Blog Whose Name We Don’t Say Anymore bikini pics of yourself. Yes, she was an inspiration to an entire generation of obese, slovenly cat ladies, and we daily mourn her blog. Well my friends dreams can come true! I guess That Formerly Decent Blog Whose Name We Don’t Say Anymore mentioned Hamtasm yesterday and she’d like to tweet it so you know she’s still important, suckas!!! @ryantate, Thanks for the Gawker shout out yesterday [“Misty watercolor memories”]. Heh. Good thing Google NDA doesn’t cover req to NDA. 8:12 AM Feb 2nd from web Oh sweet pickle relish there IS a god! If That Formerly Decent Blog Whose Name We Don’t Say Anymore would start writing about Hamwow again they would gain…I dunno, what? At least 6 or 7 readers back, amirite? Or at least she could start getting some space on Guest of a Guest again. We need our Emily Brill fix dammit!
Photo credit: JD Lasica - Robert Scoble and his wife Maryam Robert Scoble, respected tech pundit, has rules about who he retweets. Important tech news? No. Lucid opinion on one of his comments? No, sir. Who does he retweet? @Scobleizer I have an opinion about you! Do I get retweeted now? 😀 about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck @XerxesQados no, to be retweeted you have to hate me. 🙂 about 12 hours ago from web in reply to XerxesQados Having “haters” seems to be a popular topic on teh intartubes lately, and Scobie is known for staying on trend. Besides, everyone knows Scobalicious doesn’t get in twitter fights. He will not respond to your negativity! Seems @Scobleizer has a lot of haters. I’ve never understood why. I wouldn’t even know, except he retweets them pretty frequently. about 12 hours ago from web Who hates Scobie??? Who has time to actually HATE that guy? It would be like hating a beanbag. A beanbag with a twitter. Anyway, Scobester doesn’t really care if you don’t like him. Your hate makes him stronger! @dgentry everything interesting in life has haters, I’ve discovered. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to dgentry Ding ding ding! There you go, once again if you have detractors then it means you are doing something right, or interesting, or original. Don’t you people feel ashamed of yourselves! You haters should go get lives and just let Scobie be great!
Love Puppy Loves You, Fatty
Because A Prom For 35 Year Olds Isn't Sad At All
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February 9th, 2010
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Cary Randolph Gives Me The Sadz
Sadface! Cary Randolph locked up her twitter, and now we will never know what brilliance happens in her mind. What’s that? Oh right, her blog! Whew, I was about to go comfort eat or something. I mean, first Hamily, then Cary? Good thing her dazzling tumblr is still available so that we may enjoy her whimsical sorority stories!
Shira Lazar's Life Just So Much Cooler Than Yours
Emily Brill Is Still Relevant
Sexy Scobie Will Retweet Your Hate
