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Internets So uh, hey Chamillionaire, you wanna like, hang out sometime? Cuz we are having this SICK BREWSTER this weekend! I mean, it’s more like a get together really. Ok, ever been to a lanparty? It’s sort of like that, but with a bunch of boring, full-of-themselves asshampers who ya know, don’t daisy chain for Wolfenstein 3D. It’s superfun. If you wanna like, come out and listen to us talk about ourselves and Crap. You can talk about being you too, but you have to let us post pics to our twitter of us next to you. So hey like, let me know! We’ll probably have a make your own sundae bar! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idvHyzq-gKY] Randi Z, sister of the facebook dude and bff of Julia Allison, has treated us all to her musical stylings in the interest of “net neutrality”. Oh yes my friends – that’s the ‘ineffable’ Randi singing and uh, dancing. You haven’t seen anything this upsetting and lol worthy since Brooke Hogan decided she could sing.
Nick McGlynn, photographer, may have some steamy sexy sex sex floating around on video. As comments in the previous post say: Creepy! While it’s possible (and we hope, probable) that the visual vom referred to is this incident, who knows what Nick does in his secret sexytimes? I mean, a popular playboy like Nick, who gets any lady he wants? There could be hundreds of videos. Anyone know anything about this? Because if it’s out there I want a copy! GPOYW: look-at-my-new-coat edition! $33! Ok, I won’t make any “pepto bismol mascot” jokes, but I will point out that this Crap is just out of hand. You are 27 years old, Allison. OMG pink all the time stops being cute on anyone but Elle Woods when you pass 23 years old, mkay? I know, you think it’s your “thing”. Pink everyday. It’s your “signature”. Well your signature thing is ignorant. Cut the pink Crap out already. I know you had that brain injury, but surely even you can understand a request put that plainly. Look at that intimidating scowl! Maybe it’s just my absolute hatred for 99% of the personal blogs out there that makes me hate this Crap so much. I even hate my own personal blog. All personal blogs are full of the same inane drivel that maybe you and one other person find funny or relevant. The rest of the internets, however, gets to read Crap like this: And think, WTF??? I mean, I’m not expecting Salinger here, folks. But maybe a ten second pause before you throw this feces at the wall? Or maybe, the next day when you read it and think “country gravy, what in THE hole did I post that for?”, you could go to your tumbly dashthingie and click delete on that post. I don’t check people’s Crap daily, you know. So ya got maybe 24 hours to delete this kind of Crap before I mock it. Just saying. Emily Brill, ultimate sleep inducer, has had a pretty dull twitter lately. This week’s highlights? Wow. I was born in 1982, so 1973 (when the Supreme Court ruled on Roe) really seems like ages ago. Wild: http://bit.ly/jo2RA8:31 PM Nov 7th from web Why anyone with an IQ above room temperature would underestimate Rupert Murdoch is beyond me. He might not be on Tweeter, but he does okay.2:03 AM Nov 10th from web RT @clairecm RT @stephcliff RT @koblin …the new yorker masthead http://bit.ly/2WIvea So many writers! A happy antidote to sad mag lifeabout 16 hours ago from web Ok, she’s BORING and makes “Hamily ham ham lunchlady arms” just tear at me to get out. But this is a mature, thoughtful blog so I won’t.
While you quiver in your cubicle and wipe away tears of of abject terror in the face of crippling economic failure and rising job losses, David Karp and Rachel are skipping about Europe with money and smiles. So far I can’t determine that they’re doing anything beyond hanging out with people who use tumblr and making posh hotel room service prepare them grill cheese sandwiches. They are currently on a plane to Nice. Suck it, poors!
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I am feeling rather bad ass lately.
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