So I’ve been putting off commenting on this mess called Jen Whatsername‘s hair for a while now. I guess I keep hoping she will figure out where split ends come from and either invest in some Pro-Mend or go get a dang trim already.

Since it seems (between using her special blender to make baby food and playing dress up in too short clothing) she hasn’t had time to do the google and figure out why her hair looks like it has a beaver living in it, I thought GOMIBLOG could help her out.

BUY SOME DAMN CONDITIONER AND TRIM YOUR DAMN HAIR. There is no dang excuse for your hair to look like you set it on fire every morning. You’re welcome!

Jordan Reid, pregnant and wearing what she wants by God, doesn’t care what you think of her outfits. Except, ya know, when people who are not GOMIBLOG think stuff about her outfits:

This Foley & Corinna crepe de chine tunic (on sale right now, FYI) is my kind of cocktail dress: gorgeous…and comfortable. That draping in the front also takes care of the Pregnant-Lady-In-A-Bar issue nicely…

Oh so now she cares what random strangers think of her being pregnant in stripper heels and a glorified kimono sipping seltzer in a bar? What happened to that “screw the haterz” attitude she was sooooo proud of a few days ago?

For all her smiles and I AM A JOYOUS GIVER OF LIFE crap, something tells me Jordan kind of hates being pregnant, or at least the unsexy getting huge part of it. She seemingly tries to camouflage it at every opportunity, and mentioned some ridiculous “people are staring at my belly on the subway” crap. I mean…fine, whatever, nobody has to love being a life oven, and I’d rather her covering it up than showing us her labia.

Twatiana, of lovelifelace.com, is “simplifying” her life. This apparently includes streamlining her failblog of fakery into a more “organic” blog:

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After her exhausting eat party in Vegas, Twatiana returned home…to eat.

Once you’ve made the blinis you’re going to need some caviar and creme fraiche. I prefer red caviar but you can use any as well as smoked salmon

Simply build your petite blinis, top them with some freshly chopped dill or green onions and enjoy!

They’re fantastic with a hot cup of tea for breakfast!

Um. Most of us barely have time to get some coffee or a pop tart, much less whip up blinis. And who the hole keeps caviar on hand? Anyone?

Jordan Reid, innocent victim of internet hatred and bullying, is rallying her GIRL POWER! You may recall that Jordan banned a commenter for daring to say she should rethink her nude hoof shoes – you know, seeing as she’s carrying another life and all. When Jordan saw that her former follower had shared her story in our comments, she went into typical spin mode, claiming the commenter was leaving rude comments and that her unapproved comments were full of “harassment”.

Unable to just let it go and move the hole on, Jordan proceeded to post this battle cry for coochie cutters:

OK, so yesterday a couple of charming people came running over here to get all hot and bothered about the fact that I wore shorts! And heels! And I’m pregnant!

How dare I?!

…no matter what, I do think it’s important to say something, to stand up for yourself.

I mean, women tearing down other women?…People who are mothers mocking pregnant women for wearing things that make them feel good?…I’ll go ahead and wear my pink bikinis and hot pants with my big old tummy hanging right on out if I want to, thanks. And you can think I’m gross, or inappropriate, or “unmotherly” or whatever you like…

So we are back to THIS again. Poor victimized white wealthy Jordan can’t handle people having opinions on her outfits. Boo hoo. If people telling you you’re a moron for dressing like a character from “King of the Hill” causes you such distress that you must gather your ‘followers’ into a cuddle puddle, I don’t have any idea how you are going to deal with the judgments and opinions of the mommy mafia.

It might be time to move to Hudson Valley and shutter that blog, sweetie.