Jessica Schroeder Quirk, scarving expert, is showing Lincoln Center how true scarfness is achieved with this simple outfit. This season’s latest shade of Sad Salmon perfectly blends with black. But of course let’s not forget the one must have accessory for every woman:

Keep on being fashion, catladies!

Since it worked out so well for Gawker, Jessica Quirk unveiled a new design for her tumblr.

As you know, nothing says “modern” and “trend aware” like soft drop shadows and slightly rotated pics. She also decided to apply the nap inducing font of her book website, and while it is easier to read than that script font she had, it is boring and doesn’t exactly scream “I am a creative and interesting individual”.  At least she finally wrote a new blurb:

So yeah, whatever. This is obviously just a redesign centered around pushing her book, but still you would think she and @quirk would have put more than a weekend into this.

Jessica Quirk, can’t handle you not liking her outfits, is sick of you jerks commenting anything other than “love your outfit”:

Do people even understand what constructive criticism means? It’s not just a safety net to be rude and get away with it. about 21 hours ago via web

Wow Messica, thanks for that fascinating lesson in manners. Now dab your hankie to your eyes and go look around the internet at other comment sections, and see what they put up with sometimes. Then come back and let me know if you still think your comments are oh so brutal.

Boo effing hoo, Princess.

Hard working Jessica Quirk, hard worker, is so happy her long week is over!

@teekuh It’s only 5 degrees here!! (but sunny, beautiful and most importantly – also Friday)about 2 hours ago via web in reply to teekuh

Go on, gurl! It’s hard work typing out 23 versions of “thanks!” in your comments section every day. And really, you had an exhausting day  yesterday:

Snow is falling, records are playing, and I’m from today’s outfit I’m feeling like 1990s Seattle (with a twist?) Today is a great day.10:35 AM Jan 20th via web

TGIF!!! Thanks!

Messica is finally back to providing the stunningly original content she is known for! She had a super busy weekend. First, she woke up and put on clothes. Then she had to leave her house for “Starbucks for a little Saturday work session with my husband”.

Next she had to make a video thing. In this how-to she will teach us how to put on a scarf. Did you know that you can put the scarf around your neck and then tie it? You can even wrap it – twice – to stay warmer!

Then Saturday night the @quirks decided to take on some of Broomcloset’s world famous nightlife:

Got drunk again with our 70yr old neighbors. 12:37 AM Jan 15th via TweetCaster

Yes, it’s just another exciting weekend for you haters to be jealous of.

Jessica Quirk, social media expert, is once again slapping down commenters who dare say anything other than “LOVE IT!”

It’s not a contest unless she wins, people. Otherwise she does it to please herself! Unless you love it, then thanks!!! If you hate it, fashion is about personal style!!!!

She’s so defensive all the time. Anything less than OMG LOVE IT and you get some snide, dismissive remark about personal style and making yourself happy. Which, that’s fine, if she’s running a blog about Jessica Quirk Being Happy. But if she’s putting her “style” out there she needs to accept that not everyone is going to throw her a parade every time she manages to get dressed and post a pic.

Continuing with the web loser New Year’s Eve roundup, Messica, who refuses to face reality and just let her blog die, is apparently making clothes again. At least, I hope she is, because that’s the only acceptable reason for her to be wearing a beaded pillowcase as a dress.

I was feeling a very ’60s vibe for New Years Eve this year and was also waiting for the perfect opportunity to wear this dress. Adam and I went out to dinner and then the IU game, both felt really tired, left early and went home to watch Friday Night Lights. Woo hoo! Another New Years home and in bed before 12.  Whatever. I’m not a night person! I still like the excuse to dress up though!

What did you wear for New Year’s Eve??

WHAT DID YOU WEAR? HUH? HUH HATERS? What do YOU look like??!!! Why do her attempts to be interactive always sound so defensive? It’s like she knows she’s just dialing it in these days so she’s attempting to stifle any cute remarks before they are made.

And she was “tired”? From what? Did bobby pinning in a bumpit and throwing on her open toed stilts just wipe her out?