Jessica Schroeder Quirk, Tory Burch’s bff, is a totes big deal in the fashion industry. Her daring, original style never fails to make The Sartorialist go “wow just wow” and Anna Wintour shake with jealousy.

Today she shares her latest sewing project DIY. Which looks like every other dress she has ever made or worn. I guess since modcloth dumped her and Bloomtucky isn’t exactly a vintage thrift goldmine she’s having to compensate. But how about maybe trying a new silhouette already? It’s just the same 50’s housewife dress over and over. How about a mod mini-dress or something?

I’m not even going to start on those cheap looking shoes she insists on wearing while her Coach heels air out.

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, marriage expert, expertly avoiding having to cough up some birthday sex by spending her husband/best friend’s birthday in New York City. Sometime between inhaling fried chicken with The Real Rich Tong (not one of those imposters!) and inhaling Burger King at the airport, Messica took a moment to tweet the most thoughtful, wonderful omgamazing husband EVER this heartfelt birthday wish:

Her husbandbff did not respond directly to her, choosing instead to post this sad statement:

These two have somehow combined smug obnoxious married with wow that is sad married. It’s ok Quirk! Birthdays can get you down!

Messica, inventor of posting pics of yourself in clothes to the internet and author of a soon to be bestselling book, kicked off her weekend early today:

Hand sewing on the porch with a glass of red! This weekend is off to an early start!about 3 hours ago via web

I know I’m not really one to talk here considering my work situation, but can’t her weekend technically start any day, any time? It’s not like she has a 40 hour a week office job that she plods through, counting the minutes until 5pm Friday. I don’t get her constant excitement over how it’s finally the weekend! Weekend at last! When you work from home 90% of the time, pretty much every day is Saturday. Calm down, woman.

Jessica Quirk knows how to inspire fans with her original style. In this fresh new outfit we have never seen before, Messica shows us that just because Modcloth doesn’t have a sponsor ad doesn’t mean she won’t be wearing their free clothes!

Today’s amazing photo shoot took place at the drive-in movie theatre.

On Friday night, Adam and I went on a date night at the drive in! It was so much fun! As you can see in some of these photos, they still have the wired speakers you can put on over your door, but we actually listed via FM radio.  We brought along some of our favorite root beer and had a concession stand dinner of hot dogs, nachos and pop corn. I can’t wait to go back again later this summer!

I wonder what the other folks there for “date night” thought of these two arranging ticket stubs and root beer for the perfect photo before watching Messica stand around posing? At any rate she either really likes this shirt or she is doing Kendi’s 30/30 challenges, since she just wore this outfit like 5 minutes ago. Which is fine if you’re just Jessica Quirk, secretary at a “studio”, but if you are Messica The Famous WIW Style Blogging Pioneer people expect a little bit more creativity. I mean at least switch up the jacket or something!

It looks like Messica, or Jessica Schroeder Quirk as she is going by on the TEDx Broomcloset roster, hasn’t received Rich Tong’s invite and schedule for the next fashion week. I guess she’s too busy trying to get Kate Spade to send her a free dress to use the google for fashion week info.

I have a few minutes, so let’s discuss…whatever this is:

Today busy Jessica “Studio and Meetings” Quirk’s  praiseworthy, career making personal style is built on jeans, rain boots and slicker, and a sweater. Oh sorry! I forgot her super witty descriptions!

Today I’m looking very much like a salty old Fisherman.  We could trade outfits and/or I could work on a lobster boat in this look!

Please someone from “Deadliest Catch” get this woman on a boat immediately. I would love to see Messica standing around doing the pigeon toe, talking about their “cozy” sweaters, asking if they knew the Gorton’s guy while they tried to keep the boat from capsizing.

Jessica Quirk, married, is an expert at personal style. And she knows nothing says fashion and personal style like making sure everyone sees your wedding ring in at least two posts a week:

What do you think? Are you married today?