Foster Kamer, Gawker quitter, gave a rather fawning "gee it was swell, great memories, thanks for blah blah" exit interview to Gawker. Because hey, when he wants to come back in 5 months you don't want posts like this to be your final goodbye, right? His advice to the poor (probably underpaid) slob taking his job? The commenters are wrong, The Dark Overlord is omnipotent, and the number two thing to have on your side is Adderrall! Don't be a pussy. Enjoy yourself. Listen to the commenters. Most of the time they're wrong, but every now and then you'll pick...

Dooce, no one cares but it's a slow news day so far, has revealed via podcast that she maybe made too big a deal out of her mental health. She says based on her years of posts where she brings up her variable moods, people apparently got the idea that she was actually mentally fragile - but that wasn't really the case. I did hammer the nail into my own coffin…I had crafted a narrative that I was the crazy neurotic wife…when he revealed to people that I was the one who asked for the separation all these people were like I...

Neely somebody, that blogger who is basically only known for slamming her wedding photographer, has announced she and her goblin husband are expecting. Andrew and I are overjoyed to announce that baby BOY Moldovan will be joining our family in February. It's been quite the journey to get here but we feel beyond blessed to be this little guys parents! #MiniMoldovan #OurMiracle I really want to care about this but I don't. Honestly doubt anyone else does either. All I can think is 'sympathy ploy in the lawsuit game'. But hey, good job locking down your pregnancy hashtag!

If you've been waiting eagerly for Jessica Quirk, of slowly dying 'personal style blog' What I Wore, to start transferring her full time blogging over to ThatsQuirky.com you may be in for a long wait. The blog that never made a bang has gone out with a whimper and is currently password locked, with no explanation. The half-assed attempt at 'lifestyle' blogging previously featured pictures of the house she wanted to buy (removed when the purchase evidently didn't happen), photos of her apartment and her dull attempts at 'decorating', and images of her new kitten. It also randomly featured things she...

Amber Massey has been living her shingles journey for the past week. Luckily she decided she looks 'better' and is on her way to Las Vegas today.

It's been a long, long while since GOMIBLOG mentioned Caroline McCarthy, OMG BEARS, internet fixture, blogger, and writer person. Since that time she has joined and left Google, and then joined Quartz, "a new kind of global business news outlet" (translation: yet another blog talking about tech and business because the internet doesn't have enough of those). Now, amid rumors in the NYC media underground of what one source called "an office outburst", Caro has announced her departure from the company: As of last week, I’m no longer there. The reason: After a lot of conversations with our leadership, the...

Rich Tong, professional, recently let his girlfriend move in with him.  And, lest we forget that the man who thinks himself the final word on fashion snagged the status thin blonde female, Rich will provide us with a series of provocative photos to prove it. Rich has so far given us a nude drowning and nude dog cuddling. We get it, Rich - you have a model quality toy who likes to romp around naked and have her picture taken. Maybe it's time to set your tumblr to 'adult content'. Some people have bosses walking by, and not everyone wants...

Hugo Schwyzer, the male feminist mostly known via Jezebel and for sexting p**n stars, recently quit the internet. Shortly afterward he apparently attempted suicide. Now it seems he is livetweeting a manic episode: The tweets seem to have stopped as of 30 or so minutes ago, but in around 100 tweets in under two hours Schwyzer posted such statements as "My wife is going to keep my kids away from me for who knows how long" and"After the sexting and the fraudulence and the sheer ugly debasedness of it all I'm finished."