It’s 3:30 on Friday which means it’s time for you to maybe think about what you want to do tonight. You could do what you usually do on Friday nights, or you can grab your ironic garden implement and head down to watch a bunch of tumblr users read Crap out loud!

Famous people from tumblr will be there with moving tales designed to make them more famebally. Meatballs such as MeaghanO (who represents tumblr with her plans “to get drunk with a bunch of my Internet friends at Housing Works and tell each other stories”) and Foster Kamer (who likes tumblr because “Putting together a WordPress post is a production”) and the now lovely Emily Gould (who thinks tumblr’s reblog feature is “a big flamewar disincentive, this promotes accountability, thinking twice, and citing your sources”) will be on hand to…I guess read stuff…or something.

So if you are tired of staring at Antarctica or watching paint dry, head up to Housing Works tonight about 6:30.

This post serves no purpose. Everyone seems to need a good dose of Bears today. Happy Friday, all!

Have you been looking for a job at a not company, but don’t really have time to intern for NonSociety? Would you like to work at tumblr, but are afraid you’ll lose your job at the end of the year when they get bought by gawker? Do you think resumes should be 140 characters long because you grew up with Crap like “The Soup” and youtube so you have zero attention span?

Twitter is hiring! Yes, Ev must’ve finally sold his house or faked his death for life insurance, because they are hiring a whole ton.

140th employee party at Twitter w/@bt: http://bit.ly/9STwIg Despite hitting our character limit, we still have room: http://twitter.com/jobs 4 minutes ago from web

What are you waiting for??? @ your 9 word resume to Ev and start working for the second best not company in America!

It’s cool. I’m used to it. #CNN

While his underling Meghan was handling this situation, David Karp got his bein’ famous on for CNN.

I think we can safely say that if Karp were 53  years old, lived in South Dakota, and looked like a smashed loaf of bread he would not be getting so much publicity I don’t care how fantastic tumblr is. But hey, he’s young, ironic, and lives in Brooklyn, and in his own way he fameballed his platform into being used by “cool” people.

What I want to know is, when is tumblr going to be profitable?

Sarah Lacy, beloved wife of famous photographer Geoffrey Ellis, was apparently treated to a “Phenomenally romantic v-day” even though her twitter stream shows that she spent the loveday continuing to piss about TED:

@PeterHimler: um….of COURSE i don’t get a press pass for TED! i’ve criticized the conference. the rules are pretty clear on that. 5:10 PM Feb 14th from web in reply to PeterHimler

wow. @scobleizer started another day of in-blogger navel grazing. news flash: i haven’t tried to get into ted for yrs. busy writing a book. 8:27 PM Feb 14th from web

and with that, getting back to real work, less petty in-blogger fights. let’s grow up guys. jesus. there’s real news out there. 8:32 PM Feb 14th from web

i choose to spend $6k to travel to an emerging market and discover entrepreneurs actually *doing* things. far better use of my money. 8:35 PM Feb 14th from web

Sounds like an amazing V-Day, alright. Sitting around on twitter bortching about Scoble. That’s about as phenomenally romantic as a scrotum canker, Sarah. But whatever. I’m sure sadkids waiting for you out in the garage, taking pics of paint cans and old vacuums to sell as art.

If you thought you would have to spend hours a day eating sausage and crisco, and maintain a careful schedule of sitting, tweeting, sitting, sitting, talking, and sitting in order to achieve Scobie’s sexy manbody, stress no more! Scobie is giving you tweeted insights into his secret diet:

Proof that I am an elitist SOB: I an eating fried bacon in Atlanta and you are not. Thanks @foursquare for the idea! 9:42 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie

@tom_peters they advised against the boiled peanuts. But if you recommend them… 9:46 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie in reply to tom_peters

Scobie, for some unexplained reason, is embarassing RackSpace at Startup Riot in Atlanta through this evening. So far he has downloaded an iPhone news app, retweeted other peoples’ articles, and hinted for RS to cough up some cash for his invaluable contributions:

I need a raise to keep up with @ryan‘s gadget want list. Keeping up with him requires more money than the average TED attendee has. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ryan

Hey, not like it’s cheap maintaining that waistline. Give him a raise!